Restoration Of iPhone - A Crash Course In Suicidal Tendencies

Well what have I been up too? Doesn't matter, here I am to tell you about my story.

So I made the amazing mistake of installing iOS 11 Beta on my only device, I'll admit that was my wrong doing. It was going fine.....until one day it just wouldn't unlock. I didn't care, I thought I could just use Apple's amazing proprietary software known as ITunes to work.....I never learn from my mistakes. Well I go to iTunes and use my 10.3.3 ipsw file to restore. Alright, I've done this before with no problema. "Extracting Software" takes fucking hours to complete, but that's alright. I just want my phone to work. So it extracts the software and........... it gets stuck in DFU mode.

No problem, I can just do that fucky button combination. Oh ok, it's still the same. I wonder what the problem is....

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITUNES JUST DOESN'T DETECT IT ANYMOREEEEEEEE

That's fine. I'll just unplug it, at least it tells me it needs to be restored r-right? So I restore it again, OOOOOOO BUT THIS TIME IT'S STUCK ON A BLACK SCREEN I LOVE YOU STEVE JOBS

That's fine, I just had to put it in the restore process 2 other times.......

So it gets past "Waiting for iPhone" and it actually does something. Awesome. It gets half way done and...............................................

OH I FORGOT IT HAS TO CONTAQCT APPLE'S FUCKING NETWORK SERVICE TO SEE IF IT'S STILL BEING SIGNED YEAHHHHH

Me having Ugandan internet going out every 5 minutes doesn't help

and my computer says it has no internet connection dear god no

ERROR 53 UR GONNA HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN

I sit here looking at "Extracting Software" again. This has taken me sense 6am and it's 10am riight now. I have to go to work at 3:30 and I don't fucking need this. Itunes fucking STOP

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Alright, it's doing it for the 7th time. Let's see how it goes. It is going pretty good so far. God have mercy please

Alright, it worked. It went through. Now the final challenge.

I made a backup on another computer, this is my only backup. If iTunes doesn't let me restore from this, i'm kinda fucked and iTunes is a piece of shit. Come on, please.

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LETTTTTTTTS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Phone says Restore in Progress............

come on

Okay it's been 5 minutes and it's still estimating time...........

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I literally do not have 4 hours, so I decided to fuck it and start from scratch.

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What have we learned today kids?

Get android
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@dpad_5678 When women stop caring about blue vs green text bubbles
 
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Any women I've ever talked to doesn't give a shit about green bubbles. And chances are if they do. Then they are not worth the effort.
 
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iPhones aren't made for beta versions of their operating systems, that's what Android is for
 
Sounds like you went through quite a headache! You can go through a similar one if you decide to root an Android device! (Which I haven't done yet cause it doesn't seem worth it for me)
 
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@Plstic Then you haven't talked to anybody from twitter
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i'm picky but fuckdamn, i'm not that picky
i actually can't imagine being that picky
 
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I love my iPhone for its ease of use but.....
I do have my gripes with Apple. Every device they make seems to have a planned obselescence built in and they push new IOS's that won't work properly all the time. I won't buy an iPad or MacBook because of this. I'll stick to PC and Android in those areas.
 
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You really have the worst of luck with technology don't you.

It's almost as if Murphy's law decided for you that it had to be technology. Not just an even split on everything, just all technology.

Feeling for ya dude.
 
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