REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.
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Compliments of the day.

PLEASE CONSIDER MY FAMILY REQUEST TO YOU

Please consider this request from a family in dare need of help. My name is MRS RAHEEMA NOORA UMARU, the wife of MR MALAM FAIZ UMARU from Darfur, the Republic of Sudan. My husband was the CEO and DIRECTOR of Umaru Land Properties CC and Umaru Real Estates Managements LTD
in Darfur Region. When the Government discovered that Darfur region is rich on Oil and Mineral Resources, the Rebel Organization Movement stepped into Darfur by force to occupy those areas oil was discovered and most of those areas happens to be part of my late husband's landed properties.

Government and the Rebels started fighting over who will inherit the Darfur Region because of the Oil discovered in the lands. It was unfortunate that my husband and some other land owners were killed in the process by the Rebels in order to inherit the land and all. My husband lost his properties in the process. Before then my husband had moved the sum of US$25. 5 MILLION ( TWENTY FIVE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS to South Africa for the establishment of other branches of his companies. The fund was deposited in a private security company in the name of our ONLY son MR. MAHMUD HAMZA UMARU as the beneficiary. Upon his return from South Africa he was murdered in cold blood by the Rebel Movement. (May his soul rest in peace)
 
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Not sure if for real, but I got an email like this awhile back from a Nigerian prince...never responded tho.
 
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I prefer poor people on the street they get straight to the point and not write a long ridiculous story

spare change
 
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My girlfriend is investing heavily onto DOGEcoins right now, since it's so low at the moment. She has 663 so far. #ToTheMoon
 
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