Pokemon Black 2

So I finished the first Pokemon Black game in about a weekend and started the second one today.

First things I noticed:
  • Cut all the bullshit story development in the intro. The first game started off obnoxiously slow trying to get us to connect to leg-humper Cheren and most-likely-has-autism Bianca. Sorry, I just want to get my Pokemon, get out of this lousy town, and beat shit up. Within 5 minutes you get your starter, 10 Pokeballs and your fucking running shoes. That's right, it took Game Freak god knows how many years to come to the bright realization that people don't enjoy walking for the first hour of the game and actually give you your Running Shoes in the intro.
  • I was surprised that you also get an expanded Pokedex that isn't just Unova Pokemon. Like I saw a Mareep and I was like "Holy shit, they have non-Unova Pokemon already?" It's cool.
  • Hugh is a major thundercunt. He can stop following me and being a ponce.
As far as the game goes, it's Pokemon. There's some noticeable content to set it apart as a "Pokemon Grey" but it still feels kinda like a fan hack more than a completely new game. It's not bad, it's just Pokemon.

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Guild McCommunist
[quote name='Friendsxix' timestamp='1350625176']
...and most-likely-has-autism Bianca.
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I find that offensive! I have Autism >:| ... Otherwise I agree completely. [/quote]

Is this clinically diagnosed?

Also I didn't mean it in an offensive sense, I mean it in a "I literally think she has autism" sense.
 
Friendsxix
[quote name='Guild McCommunist' timestamp='1350647063'] [quote name='Friendsxix' timestamp='1350625176']
...and most-likely-has-autism Bianca.
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I find that offensive! I have Autism >:| ... Otherwise I agree completely. [/quote] Is this clinically diagnosed? Also I didn't mean it in an offensive sense, I mean it in a "I literally think she has autism" sense. [/quote]
Yes I was clinically diagnosed... but I'm glad you didn't mean it to be offensive. Some people think that autism means a person is retarded, or at the very least mentally challenged, which isn't true at all. It depends on the type of autism.
 
NeoSupaMario
The way I see it, each pokémon game is almost exactly the same. All they do is change maps ad characters and call it a new game (note that each game contains the word "version"). At least in the main series. Now the spin offs are a different story. Each spinoff seems to have a creative idea/new mechanic (ex. Pokémon Snap) and aren't just cut-and-paste.
 

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