Planning to visit a haunted house next summer.

Wait, you actually believe in haunted houses!?

AHAHAHA ;'D

If I were you, I would make a little contract with Satan first. imo, the best choice here would be to sell him your soul for 66 hours of zombies protection. You can also offer him blood for a little HP bonus, but the effect is random when you don't know how to do it properly.
I did that twice - and I highly recommend it. Satan is a trustworthy guy.

DinohScene said:

Wait, you actually believe in haunted houses!?

AHAHAHA ;'D

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I have been through minor paranormal attacks. You need that experience to be convinced.

Yil said:

I have been through minor paranormal attacks. You need that experience to be convinced.

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Right, and I just had tea with some aliens that where interested in discovering the realm of pixies ;')

TheKawaiiDesu said:

If I were you, I would make a little contract with Satan first. imo, the best choice here would be to sell him your soul for 66 hours of zombies protection. You can also offer him blood for a little HP bonus, but the effect is random when you don't know how to do it properly.
I did that twice - and I highly recommend it. Satan is a trustworthy guy.

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But last time probably his underlings attacked me. Beside if it is zombies it's only abnormal instead of paranormal, and a whole different issue.

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DinohScene said:

Right, and I just had tea with some aliens that where interested in discovering the realm of pixies ;')

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Nothing like that. You mostly see aliens. You don't see ghosts so often. Ever wonder why dogs and cats suddenly act all feral without anything physical around them? Even if they may not see it, their instinct let them know of dangerous presence.

I think you missed the EoF

Yil said:

Nothing like that. You mostly see aliens. You don't see ghosts so often. Ever wonder why dogs and cats suddenly act all feral without anything physical around them? Even if they may not see it, their instinct let them know of dangerous presence.

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Ohyeh, me bad.
It was a bunch of bridgetrolls that had a truce with some garden gnomes that nicked a portion of their land with the help of the ghosts that told me I shouldn't trust faeries ;')

astronautlevel said:

I think you missed the EoF

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Should have. A really bad choice.

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Though, I must say they are really nice. Last time, I played some Mario Kart with them, and I even beat the dwarf underling. He got really pissed, but after sacrificing several small goats, he calmed down.

DinohScene said:

Ohyeh, me bad.
It was a bunch of bridgetrolls that had a truce with some garden gnomes that nicked a portion of their land with the help of the ghosts that told me I shouldn't trust faeries ;')

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You should know that fairy tales are always much more terrifying than the one they told you.

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Though, I must say they are really nice. Last time, I played some Mario Kart with them, and I even beat the dwarf underling. He got really pissed, but after sacrificing several small goats, he calmed down.

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Last time they left me alone is when I try to kill one of them.

DinohScene said:

Wait, you actually believe in haunted houses!?

AHAHAHA ;'D

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I'm gonna be honest, I do think that it's possible for a place to be "haunted." Maybe not in the way of a physical manifestation like the movies tend to show it, but that creepy feeling that someone's still there and lingering energy and all that

But yeah, I doubt the OP is going to find anything other than a disturbed feeling and possibly a few missing toes when he accidentally shoots himself in the foot

TotalInsanity4 said:

I'm gonna be honest, I do think that it's possible for a place to be "haunted." Maybe not in the way of a physical manifestation like the movies tend to show it, but that creepy feeling that someone's still there and lingering energy and all that

But yeah, I doubt the OP is going to find anything other than a disturbed feeling and possibly a few missing toes when he accidentally shoots himself in the foot

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Haunted house is more of a concentrated place of negative energy than others, and I am much more prepared for dealing with those than say zombies. But people also called places that house a creature a haunted house (that was a terrible pun), and those things can easily tear me apart.

TotalInsanity4 said:

I'm gonna be honest, I do think that it's possible for a place to be "haunted." Maybe not in the way of a physical manifestation like the movies tend to show it, but that creepy feeling that someone's still there and lingering energy and all that

But yeah, I doubt the OP is going to find anything other than a disturbed feeling and possibly a few missing toes when he accidentally shoots himself in the foot

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Mythbusters tested the myth of "haunted houses" once.
99% of the time it's bollucks and the other 1% it's a combination of structural resonance/weather.
Your mind just projects the place as haunted.
That's that the creepy feeling is.

DinohScene said:

Mythbusters tested the myth of "haunted houses" once.
99% of the time it's bollucks and the other 1% it's a combination of structural resonance/weather.
Your mind just projects the place as haunted.
That's that the creepy feeling is.

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I can tell the difference between presence and illusion. But I am rather paranoia and misotheist to many religions.
Don't tell me you never had a chill on the back.

DinohScene said:

Mythbusters tested the myth of "haunted houses" once.
99% of the time it's bollucks and the other 1% it's a combination of structural resonance/weather.
Your mind just projects the place as haunted.
That's that the creepy feeling is.

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There's also the theory that structures with quartz in their walls/foundations could potentially record and play back sounds at random when activated by electricity (electrical storms and/or newer electrical wiring that's poorly insulated), causing the whole "I heard sounds of glasses clinking and people talking as though I were in an 1800s saloon!!" It's fascinating stuff, really

Stop trolling him. Anyone could have been through the same before... like fake stories and everything... But thats what THEY want, they want you to BELIEVE they don't exist so they could mess around much more with you, YOU knowing this is a sign of their very existence, At least Im not experiencing anything like this since I moved from my other house...

@Darkyose
Good for you but it seems even if my current house never had incidents, it still manage to attract entities.
The last time they disturbed I only get to sleep for 4 hours or less and the dreams are filled with very odd contents (I have tries sleeping pills but it does not get any better). It only start getting better when I used astral projection and try to fight back and then I start to get 6 hours of sleep. However it take about another month before my body can readapt to proper clock again. Even my finals are ruined. Another time I felt someone sneaking behind me when I was playing some game on my pc and only stop when I grab a shovel. And creatures run over our back yard every single night, when we only have wood at best around us.
Then I decide to train some more to better deal with them. But maybe going to a haunted house is not the best way to test myself.
I am really curious why so many ghosts cannot pass on.

@TotalInsanity4
I don't think they can repeat clear voice, and if it is, something must have happened.

Because ghosts don't exist... They are demons DISGUISED as people who already died... Hell doesn't exist... But THEY exist

Also, never visit a haunted house if you KNOW it is a haunted house, its dangerous