Pissing-In-My-Pants conversation on Omegle

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Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey batty
You: hey motherfucker!
Stranger: how's it going?
You: you fuckin' your mom tonight?
You: 'cos if you are, I'd love to help!
Stranger: nah
Stranger: i did that yesterday
You: oh really? How was she?
Stranger: it's my grandmother's time tonight
Stranger: she was good, yeah
You: good.
You: has anyone ever told you that you are a big motherfucker?
Stranger: nope
You: well you are
Stranger: people usually just tell me that i'm gorgeous, intelligent, witty etc etc
You: ohh. That's nice. Anyways, back on topic. You speak americano?
Stranger: nah
Stranger: you?
You: nah nah nah naaah
You: dadada da da daaa
Stranger: that song pisses me off
Stranger: it reminds me of slutty 12 year olds
You: we no speak americano.
You: da da da daah
You: da da da
You: na na naa
You: da da da daaa
You: nah nah nah nah nah naah da da
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: nice
You: doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doooooooo doo
Stranger: up 4 sex 2nyt?
You: we no speak americano
You: t4 54 ero503?
Stranger: no
You: e93 i492 haeed02?
You: we no speak americano
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
You: yes
Stranger: no
You: yes
You: yes
You: yes
You: yes
Stranger: shut up
You: yes
You: yes
Stranger: you take it up the batty
You: yes
You: yes
You: yes
You: yes
You: yes
Stranger: battyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You: do doo doo doooo do doo doo do do doooo
You: americano
You: can i say something?
Stranger: sure
You: DERRRRRRRRRRRP
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
You: HERP DERP DERPY DERP
You: DURRRRRRRP
You: you battyman
Stranger: omggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: how offensive
You: oh dear, I'm so sorry you DERRRRRRRRRRRRPER
Stranger: t******
You: I've got a joke.
You: Want to hear it?
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkk go for it honey bee
You: You're the joke.
You:
Stranger: lololololololol
Stranger: comedy gold
You: Thank you, thank you ~
You: F
You: U
You: C
You: K
You:
You: Y
You: O
You: U
You:
You: B
You: A
You: T
You: T
You: Y
You:
Stranger: YOU LOVE BATTIES
Stranger: YOU LOVE BATTIES
You: No.
Stranger: YOU WANT BATTIES
Stranger: YOU ARE A BATTY
You: I like bats
You: The things that hang down from trees.
You: Man, they're some nice birds.
Stranger: WRONG
Stranger: YOU LOVE BATTIES
You: Computer says no.
Stranger: batty computer
You: Computer says no.
You: C
You: O
You: M
You: P
You: U
You: T
You: E
You: R
You:
You: S
You: A
You: Y
You: S
You:
You: N
You: O
You: !
Stranger: you <3 batties
Stranger: big batties
Stranger: small batties
You: Computer says no.
Stranger: medium sized batties
Stranger: tall batties
You: bats
Stranger: small batties
Stranger: blonde batties
Stranger: brunette batties
Stranger: ginger batties
Stranger: bald batties
Stranger: all batties!
You: Bats are flying mammals in the order Chiroptera (pronounced /ka&#618;&#712;r&#594;pt&#601;r&#601;/). The forelimbs of bats are webbed and developed as wings, making them the only mammals naturally capable of true and sustained flight. By contrast, other mammals said to fly, such as flying squirrels, gliding possums and colugos, glide rather than fly, and can only glide for short distances. Bats do not flap their entire forelimbs, as birds do, but instead flap their spread out digits,[2] which are very long and covered with a thin membrane or patagium. Chiroptera comes from two Greek words, cheir (&#967;&#949;&#943;&#961 "hand" and pteron (&#960;&#964;&#949;&#961;&#972;&#957 "wing."

There are about 1,100 bat species worldwide, which represent about twenty percent of all classified mammal species.[3] About seventy percent of bats are insectivores. Most of the rest are frugivores, or fruit eaters. A few species feed from animals other than insects. Bats are present throughout most of the world and perform vital ecological roles such as pollinating flowers and dispersing fruit seeds. Many tropical plant species depend entirely on bats for the distribution of their seeds.

Bats range in size from Kitti's Hog-nosed Bat measuring 29–33 mm (1.14–1.30 in) in length and 2 g (0.07 oz) in mass,[4] to the Giant Golden-crowned Flying-fox, which has a wing span of 1.5 m (4 ft 11 in) and weighs approximately 1.2 kg (3 lb).
Stranger: 4 ft 11 in
Stranger: size of my wang
Stranger: your sexy mother uses it as a scarf
You: The Wang River (Thai: &#3649;&#3617;&#3656;&#3609;&#3657;&#3635;&#3623;&#3633;&#3591;, RTGS: Maenam Wang, IPA: [m&#603;&#770;&#720;ná&#720;m wa&#331;]) is a river in northern Thailand.
Stranger: wang
Stranger: batty wang
You: Your vocabulary is one of the most extensive I have seen.
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i read often
You: doo doo doo dooooo do do do doo do do doooo do do do do doooo
Stranger: i like to expand it whenever i have the opportunity
You: we no speak
You: a
You: m
You: e
You: r
Stranger: you know my favourite word?
You: i
You: c
You: a
Stranger: batty
You: n
You: o
Stranger: you love batties
Stranger: you want batties
You: DOO DOO DOO DOOOOO
Stranger: BATTY
You: DOO DOODOO DOOOO
You: YATTB
You: ABTTY
You: YTATB
You: BATYT
You: Fack You
You: How batty are you?
Stranger: i'm so batty
Stranger: unequivocally batty
Stranger: you?
You: Batty is a surname and is most commonly found in Yorkshire, northern England.
Stranger: batty lol
You: * Basil Staunton Batty (1873–1952), Anglican bishop
* David Batty (b. 1968), former English footballer
* Francis de Witt Batty (1879–1961), English-born Bishop of New South Wales, Australia (1931–58)
* Gareth Batty (b. 1977), English cricketer
* Grant Batty (b. 1951), former New Zealand rugby union player
* Jane Batty, Canadian politician
* Jason Batty (b. 1971), retired New Zealand footballer
* Jeremy Batty (b. 1971), English cricketer
* Jonathan Batty (b. 1974), English cricketer
* Kenneth Batty, former English rugby league player
* Nathan Batty, English rugby league player
* Paul Batty (b. 1964), former English footballer
* Ron Batty (1925–1971), English footballer
* Ross Batty (b. 1986), English rugby union player
* Seán Batty (b. 1982), Scottish weather presenter
Stranger: my name is ben batty
You: Batty Bay is an Arctic waterway in Qikiqtaaluk Region, Nunavut, Canada. It is an arm of Prince Regent Inlet on the eastern side of Somerset Island.
Stranger: ben brian batty
You: No sir.
You: Your name is Mr P. Staker
You: Peter Ian Staker
You: How are you, Peter
Stranger: no no no no no no no non
You: How are the depression drugs going?
Stranger: i'm a madam!
You: Peter?
Stranger: don't confuse my gender
Stranger: if you please
You: Mr P.I.Sstaker?
Stranger: no
Stranger: not me
You: Oh dear, your gender imbalance has gone too far
You: I prescribe VIAGRA
Stranger:
Stranger: i don't want or need viagra
Stranger: i have a healthy sex drive
You: HERRRRRRRRRRRRRP DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRP YOU ARE A [censored] MY MAIN MAN YOU DERRRRRRRP [censored]
You: ps are you Justin Bieber?
Stranger: no no no!
You: Fantasising about your small wand goes nowhere.
Stranger: :'(
Stranger: my wand is a pulsating threat
You: :'3
Stranger: anyway
You: You
You: Suck
You: You
Stranger: i'm going to love some batties
You: Suck
You: You
You: Suck
You: You
You: Suck
Stranger: cya batty luvva[/quote]