Palm Reading

For the first time in my life...

Got my palm read by a scary-looking old lady. Waste of money, I don't believe in shit like that, but I had to try it.
Interesting how everything she said had like double meaning, and could be applied to anyone's life.

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[quote name='VVoltz' post='1087129' date='Apr 14 2008, 06:17 AM']For the first time in my life...

Got my palm read by a scary-looking old lady. Waste of money, I don't believe in shit like that, but I had to try it.
Interesting how everything she said had like double meaning, and could be applied to anyone's life.[/quote]

Isn't that what the horoscope is all about?
 
[quote name='Jax' post='1088205' date='Apr 14 2008, 08:03 PM']Isn't that what the horoscope is all about?[/quote]
Nope.

- I know that astrology isn't a science, said Gail. Of course it isn't. It's just an arbitrary set of rules like chess or tennis or what's that strange thing you British play?
- Er, cricket? Self-loathing?
- Parliamentary democracy. The rules just kind of got there. They don't make any sense except in terms of themselves. But when you start to exercise those rules, all sorts of processes start to happen and you start to find out all sorts of stuff about people. In astrology the rules happen to be about stars and planets, but they could be about ducks and drakes for all the difference it would make. It's just a way of thinking about a problem which lets the shape of that problem begin to emerge. The more rules, the tinier the rules, the more arbitrary they are, the better. It's like throwing a handful of fine graphite dust on a piece of paper to see where the hidden indentations are. It lets you see the words that were on the piece of paper above it that's now been taken away and hidden. The graphite's not important. It's just the means of revealing their indentations. So you see, astrology's nothing to do with astronomy. It's just to do with people thinking about people.
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[quote name='VVoltz' post='1087129' date='Apr 14 2008, 06:17 AM']For the first time in my life...

Got my palm read by a scary-looking old lady. Waste of money, I don't believe in shit like that, but I had to try it.
Interesting how everything she said had like double meaning, and could be applied to anyone's life.[/quote]


mmmm ... that's pretty much how they work ... still, it gives comfort and hope to some, I suppose ...
 
Hmm, my mama dukes (mother) went to some palm-reader and she said that I was a very happy spirit and that I was going to be as big as someone on CNN or MSNBC. I was like w00t!
 

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