other people make these, so why the hell not...

Hello, my fellow freaks and geeks!

My name is-....
Lets just say Jeffrey. Ok? Alright? Alright.
And you may ask, why did little Jeffrey join GBATEMP?

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!!!!!
I WAS BORED SO I WENT TO THIS AMAZING WEBSITE.

Shit, I just started telling my story and I've already raped my shift key!
Well, anyway...

As you can probably see, I have mental fucking anger-shit-issues.
DO NOT FUCKING FEEL SORRY FOR ME!!!!
You have NO reason to pity my lazy ass.

AND IF ANOTHER FUCKING PERSON CALLS ME "TREVER PHILIPS",
I AM GOING TO BLOW A MOTHERFUCKING FUSE!!!!!

No, scrap that...

I AM GOING TO BLOW 256 FUCKING FUSES!!!!!!!!!!

WHO THE HELL IS TREVER ANYWAY?!?!
Well, i'll just say that I pity any other son-of-a-bitch cursed with the same problems as me.

I DO NOT play some stupid shit video game called car theft or what the fuck ever.
I do not have time to fucking steal cars on my little tiny piece of shit television from 2001.

So, I have no idea who some fucker called "Trever Philip" is.

Well, I am done writing this useless rant.
So, goodbye I guess.