Many of you have come to worship me as your king, Monkat the Super Awesome and Sexy Monkey King, as you like to call me. I have accepted my position until now, but bureaucracy is not my strong suit. My office has become a mess, and you all have grown complacent. You complain that I am to be held responsible for a fire I had nothing to do with while many die in the streets.
Do you not remember living in the holes that I have saved you from!?
That being said, I hereby resign as your king. No longer am I Monkat the Super Awesome and Sexy Monkey King, a title that I have since outgrown. I am reverting to something much simpler: Monkat the Super Awesome and Sexy Nomad.
I am leaving no heir. You god-forsaken beasts must learn to fend for yourselves, find your own strength. I have faith.
Anyway, I got Tatsunoko vs. Capcom today. Poppin' that in.
ALSO! I've decided how I'm going to give gifts away from the podcast.
Send in mail, and I'll read the best questions on the podcast. Among those, I'll sometimes throw the names in a hat and pull one or two out. They will win a prize. Contributions are win!
Do you not remember living in the holes that I have saved you from!?
That being said, I hereby resign as your king. No longer am I Monkat the Super Awesome and Sexy Monkey King, a title that I have since outgrown. I am reverting to something much simpler: Monkat the Super Awesome and Sexy Nomad.
I am leaving no heir. You god-forsaken beasts must learn to fend for yourselves, find your own strength. I have faith.
Anyway, I got Tatsunoko vs. Capcom today. Poppin' that in.
ALSO! I've decided how I'm going to give gifts away from the podcast.
Send in mail, and I'll read the best questions on the podcast. Among those, I'll sometimes throw the names in a hat and pull one or two out. They will win a prize. Contributions are win!
