My Resignation

Many of you have come to worship me as your king, Monkat the Super Awesome and Sexy Monkey King, as you like to call me. I have accepted my position until now, but bureaucracy is not my strong suit. My office has become a mess, and you all have grown complacent. You complain that I am to be held responsible for a fire I had nothing to do with while many die in the streets.

Do you not remember living in the holes that I have saved you from!?

That being said, I hereby resign as your king. No longer am I Monkat the Super Awesome and Sexy Monkey King, a title that I have since outgrown. I am reverting to something much simpler: Monkat the Super Awesome and Sexy Nomad.

I am leaving no heir. You god-forsaken beasts must learn to fend for yourselves, find your own strength. I have faith.

Anyway, I got Tatsunoko vs. Capcom today. Poppin' that in.

ALSO! I've decided how I'm going to give gifts away from the podcast.

Send in mail, and I'll read the best questions on the podcast. Among those, I'll sometimes throw the names in a hat and pull one or two out. They will win a prize. Contributions are win!

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monkat
[quote name='darkreaperofdreams' post='3403941' date='Jan 19 2011, 09:54 PM']Monkat...don't!
or can i take your place as king?:3[/quote]

This question was answered in the first post.
 
monkat
[quote name='monkat' post='3403792' date='Jan 19 2011, 08:50 PM']I am leaving no heir. You god-forsaken beasts must learn to fend for yourselves, find your own strength. I have faith.[/quote]

Yes. I did answer it.
 
monkat
[quote name='_Chaz_' post='3403950' date='Jan 19 2011, 09:57 PM']You'll always be my king, you sexy nomad.[/quote]

Chaz, my dear friend, if I were to name an heir, it would have surely been you.

Abaiyo, tachiko
 
monkat
[quote name='Splych' post='3404009' date='Jan 19 2011, 10:26 PM']no monkey king means new avatar .
oh noez . .__.[/quote]

I see no crown on my avatar.

It will stay for at least a little while.
 
monkat
[quote name='darkreaperofdreams' post='3404015' date='Jan 19 2011, 10:29 PM']so...U JELLY?[/quote]
of myself?
 
monkat
[quote name='Argentum Vir' post='3404299' date='Jan 20 2011, 01:22 AM']You seemed to have missed a word or two in your custom title. Z.Z[/quote]
Totally forgot that existed! :shy:

Dankeschön
 
ProtoKun7
Oh, thank goodness...
Now I can carry on with whatever it is I do.

Not to mention that the position of office you took was not even yours to take...:unsure:
 
monkat
[quote name='ineap09' post='3404578' date='Jan 20 2011, 05:34 AM']And here we have Monkat in his natural environment.

nomad%20monkat.jpg
[/quote]
Hahahahaha!

I love how often I'm shooped.


[quote name='ProtoKun7' post='3404818' date='Jan 20 2011, 09:19 AM']Not to mention that the position of office you took was not even yours to take...:unsure:[/quote]
:angry2:
 
431unknown
[quote name='ineap09' post='3404578' date='Jan 20 2011, 04:34 AM']And here we have Monkat in his natural environment.

nomad%20monkat.jpg
[/quote]


What the hell is he pointing at? Rocks?
 
ineap09
[quote name='431unknown' post='3404867' date='Jan 20 2011, 09:52 AM'][quote name='ineap09' post='3404578' date='Jan 20 2011, 04:34 AM']And here we have Monkat in his natural environment.

nomad%20monkat.jpg
[/quote]


What the hell is he pointing at? Rocks?
[/quote]
Well, the name of the original picture was "nomad meteorite1," so I'm guessing he's pointing to a meteorite!

Good find Monkat!
 

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