lego santa

so when i was a little younger, i mean a LOT younger lol. can you imagine doing this shit at my age? nvm, listen up- so i was like 7 right, and i it was in december so that means the mall santa's where around and about. so i ask my mom and ad and i'm like can i PLEASE go on the santa can i PLEASE do it and they were like fine you can go on the santa and tell him what you want. and so i tell him that i want this massive lego set right, and deadass idk wtf this guys problem was so he said NO. i remember i look at santa and i was like in my little high pitched kid voice and said "excuse me santa" and i think my parents just burst out laughing like i am right now. iamfudjsnfa WOAH just sneezed lmao.

but anyways i got mad and threw a fit in the mall, broke one of those giant candy canes B)

edit: i just told my mom about this story, and apparently i also peed on santa's legs.

whatever that means lmao
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Maybe I was either a total pussy or grew up fast or whatever, but I don't remember backtalking Santa. Come to think of it, I don't remember ever asking Santa for anything.
 
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Also you got cool parents. I can't imagine mine just starring forward and laughing at that.
 
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