So, my girlfriend has a theory that two of my female friends are hooking up behind my back. (They are roommates, and I'm pretty close to one of them.) Why is this her theory? Because they argue over small things - like an old married couple and they are very very close. (They both sometimes sleep in the same room - rather creepy, but true.)
Apparently, the thinner one "pings my girl's gaydar". She is overly interested in my relationship with my girlfriend, and asks for the gory details of how we make love. (I don't tell her anything, and have just told to her to watch some PORN.) So, yeah...
They literally fight like an old married couple. Basically, the whole thing escalated because of a misunderstanding. Let's call the thin one; J and the bigger one; S. J cooks random stuff for S - because she's interested in cooking. (J's stuff is awesome, btw. Real cantonese home cooking.) So, J made oatmeal one night. S says that she wants fresh oatmeal, and she'd cook it herself. J gets offended and speaks up about it. S accuses her of being cheap and stupid. (Note: they were sharing food, rooms and J's DS before.)
J's personality is naive/timid and nice. (Why do I have pokemon natures in my head when I say this? :S) She gets scared if someone says boo to her. She also helps S by running errands - like dropping off homework and the like. S is more aggressive, and easily pissed off. I'm not that close to her, but she's one of those women that when you offended her, you don't know about it until she stabs you in the back. (S is also pretty damn sure of herself - I was microwaving some stuff in a plastic bowl and she said that she KNEW THERE WERE TOXINS in there.)
So, J and S have this giant, ever changing fight. S makes J cry by being a bitch to her in front of a bunch of friends. S and J are in the same program, so they used to share notes and other shit. (S also contributed to the friendship by driving J around for groceries and whatnot.) I guess S thought J was taking advantage of her, and it's pretty damn dramatic. I came home to this insanely loud shouting match this morning (I had to be at a Pride meeting).
So, yeah, my girlfriend thinks that they are munching each other's XBOXes out behind my back and this fight was not just about the food/cost relationship that they had. So, what do you guys think?
Apparently, the thinner one "pings my girl's gaydar". She is overly interested in my relationship with my girlfriend, and asks for the gory details of how we make love. (I don't tell her anything, and have just told to her to watch some PORN.) So, yeah...
They literally fight like an old married couple. Basically, the whole thing escalated because of a misunderstanding. Let's call the thin one; J and the bigger one; S. J cooks random stuff for S - because she's interested in cooking. (J's stuff is awesome, btw. Real cantonese home cooking.) So, J made oatmeal one night. S says that she wants fresh oatmeal, and she'd cook it herself. J gets offended and speaks up about it. S accuses her of being cheap and stupid. (Note: they were sharing food, rooms and J's DS before.)
J's personality is naive/timid and nice. (Why do I have pokemon natures in my head when I say this? :S) She gets scared if someone says boo to her. She also helps S by running errands - like dropping off homework and the like. S is more aggressive, and easily pissed off. I'm not that close to her, but she's one of those women that when you offended her, you don't know about it until she stabs you in the back. (S is also pretty damn sure of herself - I was microwaving some stuff in a plastic bowl and she said that she KNEW THERE WERE TOXINS in there.)
So, J and S have this giant, ever changing fight. S makes J cry by being a bitch to her in front of a bunch of friends. S and J are in the same program, so they used to share notes and other shit. (S also contributed to the friendship by driving J around for groceries and whatnot.) I guess S thought J was taking advantage of her, and it's pretty damn dramatic. I came home to this insanely loud shouting match this morning (I had to be at a Pride meeting).
So, yeah, my girlfriend thinks that they are munching each other's XBOXes out behind my back and this fight was not just about the food/cost relationship that they had. So, what do you guys think?
