I'm wearing sweatpants...

... and I can feel a buildup of static electricity underneath them.

This will not end well. :(

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monkat
Hmm....I'd like to see what would happen if you tried to have sex with all that built-up static...
 
H
This could be one of those 1000 ways to die.. electrocution of genitalia due to static electricity from sweatpant friction
 
Rydian
[quote name='monkat' post='3381187' date='Jan 9 2011, 11:15 PM']Hmm....I'd like to see what would happen if you tried to have sex with all that built-up static...[/quote]Ex Zen Arkz XVII: ._.
Ex Zen Arkz XVII: Sleep where you are.
Ex Zen Arkz XVII: You cannot move. Evar!
aaaaaaas: pansy
aaaaaaas: static is awesome
Rydian: The first time electricity arcs between our genitals you might change y- you know what nevermind this is you we're talking about, you'll be all "DO IT AGAIN!!!"
aaaaaaas: XDDDDDDDDD
Rydian: You're laughing because you know it's true.
aaaaaaas: XDDDDDDDDDDD YES
 
Vulpes Abnocto
[quote name='ProtoKun7' post='3387992' date='Jan 12 2011, 08:33 PM']Sleep on a rubber mattress.

AND NEVER GET UP AGAIN[/quote]


Or on a rubber woman. Either way works.
 
monkat
[quote name='Vulpes Abnocto' post='3388007' date='Jan 12 2011, 08:41 PM'][quote name='ProtoKun7' post='3387992' date='Jan 12 2011, 08:33 PM']Sleep on a rubber mattress.

AND NEVER GET UP AGAIN[/quote]


Or on a rubber woman. Either way works.
[/quote]

I have none of those!

*nervously guards closet*
 
monkat
[quote name='Vulpes Abnocto' post='3388018' date='Jan 12 2011, 08:45 PM']Nobody is coming to take away your inflatable sheep, monkat.[/quote]
W-Well good!

...Better not :glare:
 
_Chaz_
[quote name='Rydian' post='3388297' date='Jan 12 2011, 09:37 PM']Must resist urge to post sheep furry...[/quote]
Must resist urge to go use Google...

Edit: Temptation got the best of me.
 

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