Disclaimer: Not trying to offend anybody, this was just kind of fantastic. If you get offended by insults alluding to the homosexuality of another in a trolling manner, I invite you to leave now. I promise though, it isn't bad at all as long as you remember not to take it seriously. If you do take it seriously, please don't post saying so. As I said, I am not trying to offend in anyway.
I was actually blocked on Facebook for the first time that I'm aware of tonight.
The conversation started on my friend's status, and I mentioned a dislike for Canadians (don't really care much to be fair, but this was excellent). The Canadian that had been commenting started raging so hard. He just kept calling me gay over, and over, and over again. First, I struck back with a more clean comment of a similar variety. His comments were basically all the same (in an increasingly vulgar manner), so I'll just make brief mentions of them due to not being able to copy and paste them...since...you know, I can't see them.
Talon is clearly butthurt due to all of the penis in his butt.
He had crudely called me gay in a derogatory manner multiple times in one post, so my reply was fairly mild in comparison. The next one was twice as crude and of the same content, and he was clearly raging so hard. My reply was more witty than before:
Yo bro, I know you enjoy talking about your love of penis. You apparently love it to such a degree, it must saturate your attempted insults. I invite you to come out of the closet anytime, regardless of the fun that Narnia grants you, and accept who you are.
Clearly not being able to handle my wit, another lame comment followed. I replied promptly.
Hey bro, slow down. Apparently Narnia is all that and a bag of chips. I'll let you come out in your own time. It's okay bro, I know you can make it. You will make another man very happy someday.
At this point, he is really raging. He must have called me a "[censored]" at least 7 or 8 times in an attempt to insult me, when really, it doesn't matter, as I'm not gay and don't take offense to such comments. I don't support such comments of course. He was also not a fan of being called "bro" apparently. That was one of the three comments he posted of rage that were the last ones I saw. I carried on my trolling.
Hey bro, why you gotta be this way? You are clearly projecting on me. Your inability to move past all of these homophobic comments is nothing but an invisible cover for your own homosexual tendencies. It's okay bro, I'm sure there is somebody there for you.
Shortly afterword, I noticed that the response time was abnormally slow. Upon viewing the comments again, I could see none of his. He also was no longer a visible person on Facebook. He had actually blocked me. I lol'd so hard. The internet is an astoundingly fun place.
End Disclaimer: Seriously, don't take it seriously. If you can't see I was just trolling the stupid guy, I'm sorry.
I was actually blocked on Facebook for the first time that I'm aware of tonight.
The conversation started on my friend's status, and I mentioned a dislike for Canadians (don't really care much to be fair, but this was excellent). The Canadian that had been commenting started raging so hard. He just kept calling me gay over, and over, and over again. First, I struck back with a more clean comment of a similar variety. His comments were basically all the same (in an increasingly vulgar manner), so I'll just make brief mentions of them due to not being able to copy and paste them...since...you know, I can't see them.
Talon is clearly butthurt due to all of the penis in his butt.
He had crudely called me gay in a derogatory manner multiple times in one post, so my reply was fairly mild in comparison. The next one was twice as crude and of the same content, and he was clearly raging so hard. My reply was more witty than before:
Yo bro, I know you enjoy talking about your love of penis. You apparently love it to such a degree, it must saturate your attempted insults. I invite you to come out of the closet anytime, regardless of the fun that Narnia grants you, and accept who you are.
Clearly not being able to handle my wit, another lame comment followed. I replied promptly.
Hey bro, slow down. Apparently Narnia is all that and a bag of chips. I'll let you come out in your own time. It's okay bro, I know you can make it. You will make another man very happy someday.
At this point, he is really raging. He must have called me a "[censored]" at least 7 or 8 times in an attempt to insult me, when really, it doesn't matter, as I'm not gay and don't take offense to such comments. I don't support such comments of course. He was also not a fan of being called "bro" apparently. That was one of the three comments he posted of rage that were the last ones I saw. I carried on my trolling.
Hey bro, why you gotta be this way? You are clearly projecting on me. Your inability to move past all of these homophobic comments is nothing but an invisible cover for your own homosexual tendencies. It's okay bro, I'm sure there is somebody there for you.
Shortly afterword, I noticed that the response time was abnormally slow. Upon viewing the comments again, I could see none of his. He also was no longer a visible person on Facebook. He had actually blocked me. I lol'd so hard. The internet is an astoundingly fun place.
End Disclaimer: Seriously, don't take it seriously. If you can't see I was just trolling the stupid guy, I'm sorry.
