I WANT SOME [email protected]#KING EATS NAOW!!!!!

Aww.....
Whats wrong with hetrosexual porn
I dont get turned on by lesbian or gay

Wow, this was a left-field style post LOL

And um... those Worcester Sauce Crisps... Is that a crisp with Worchestershire sauce flavoring? Or is it something else?

Shit, i just google'd em, and they are what i thought... I have never seen or heard of them before, and if there's any way possible, could you (or a fellow brit that might read this) send me a bag (or 20) because i am such a sucker for Worcestershire sauce its unbelievable. (try it on Macaroni & Cheese some time, its to die for)

Also, based off of your list, you stoned right now? Because that looks like my shopping list after an evening with a few select people

Good luck w/ the eats man. If i could help, i would :-\
(heh, cause the best i can say for right now- Eat me! )

[quote name='Kamui' post='1602123' date='Dec 2 2008, 06:15 PM']Aww.....
Whats wrong with hetrosexual porn
I dont get turned on by lesbian or gay [/quote]
I used to watch hetro porn but I've done all that with the Mrs lol.

Dunno, I don't usually watch porn but I've got urges to watch some emo chicks screw each other. I'm not even into emo chicks!


[quote name='WildWon' post='1602131' date='Dec 2 2008, 06:18 PM']Wow, this was a left-field style post LOL

And um... those Worcester Sauce Crisps... Is that a crisp with Worchestershire sauce flavoring? Or is it something else?

Shit, i just google'd em, and they are what i thought... I have never seen or heard of them before, and if there's any way possible, could you (or a fellow brit that might read this) send me a bag (or 20) because i am such a sucker for Worcestershire sauce its unbelievable. (try it on Macaroni & Cheese some time, its to die for)

Also, based off of your list, you stoned right now? Because that looks like my shopping list after an evening with a few select people [/quote]
I don't like Worcestershire sauce (it is nice on cheese on toast though) but the crisps are just amazing!! Can't quite remember when or why I started eating them, it was probably when I was in a band and I was just drinking, getting high and screwing a lot. They're especially nice when you have them in sandwiches or yoghurt.

No not stoned, got a child to look after while the Mrs is doing her stupid play.

Dominos is so much more greasier and nastier; henceforth tastier.

Worcester sauce crisps with yoghurt?

Hmmm. Moody, not interested in sex, craving certain foods... sounds to Dr. Sizz like you're pregnant young man. Might want to get that checked out.

[quote name='Szyslak' post='1602155' date='Dec 2 2008, 01:33 PM']Hmmm. Moody, not interested in sex, craving certain foods... sounds to Dr. Sizz like you're pregnant young man. Might want to get that checked out.[/quote]

LOL there should really be an Ask Dr. Sizz thread. You could help save MILLIONS of lives! Or at least make a person or two spit milk out of their nose whilst reading

[quote name='p1ngpong' post='1602150' date='Dec 2 2008, 06:30 PM']Worcester sauce crisps with yoghurt? [/quote]


[quote name='Szyslak' post='1602155' date='Dec 2 2008, 06:33 PM']Hmmm. Moody, not interested in sex, craving certain foods... sounds to Dr. Sizz like you're pregnant young man. Might want to get that checked out.[/quote]

Ahh explains the weird cravings then I guess.

OMGOMGOMG just talked w/ someone i work w/ about these chips... and there MIGHT be a brand of them at my local grocer. If thats true, i'm going to very likely have a very nasty mess to clean up in the aisle as i fire off a wad onto the bag of chips while simultaneously crapping my pants in excitement.

This could very well be the best/worst trip to the grocery store i've ever taken.

YAY!!!

[quote name='ShadowXP' post='1602149' date='Dec 2 2008, 06:29 PM']Dominos is so much more greasier and nastier; henceforth tastier.[/quote]
*vomits*

[quote name='Szyslak' post='1602155' date='Dec 2 2008, 06:33 PM']Hmmm. Moody, not interested in sex, craving certain foods... sounds to Dr. Sizz like you're pregnant young man. Might want to get that checked out.[/quote]
If the Mrs was home now in a basque, stockings & suspenders now...I'll be interested.

Also pregnant women in my experience are horny all the time.

[quote name='WildWon' post='1602194' date='Dec 2 2008, 06:46 PM']OMGOMGOMG just talked w/ someone i work w/ about these chips... and there MIGHT be a brand of them at my local grocer. If thats true, i'm going to very likely have a very nasty mess to clean up in the aisle as i fire off a wad onto the bag of chips while simultaneously crapping my pants in excitement.

This could very well be the best/worst trip to the grocery store i've ever taken.

YAY!!![/quote]

I'VE FOUNT SOME JAFFA CAKES IN THE CUPBOARD!!!!

Hadrian is a n00b and writes titles in CAPS!!

njanja!!

Now on serious note! Hadrian, you are a real man (maybe manlier that Chuck Norris)!! You either want to fuck or eat!!
have you tried to eat while fucking?! Now that's an idea..


And, STOP screwing around with us now, go and watch your child!!

[quote name='Toni Plutonij' post='1602229' date='Dec 2 2008, 10:04 PM']Hadrian is a n00b and writes titles in CAPS!!

njanja!!

Now on serious note! Hadrian, you are a real man (maybe manlier that Chuck Norris)!! You either want to fuck or eat!!
have you tried to eat while fucking?! Now that's an idea..


And, STOP screwing around with us now, go and watch your child!! [/quote]
Ya, eating while fuckin' is good.

[quote name='Toni Plutonij' post='1602229' date='Dec 2 2008, 07:04 PM']Now on serious note! Hadrian, you are a real man (maybe manlier that Chuck Norris)!! You either want to fuck or eat!!
have you tried to eat while fucking?! Now that's an idea..[/quote]
Well I've eaten stuff off chicks before but I haven't while fucking. I have drank booze and screwed but the best is drinking while being felated...its just something out of this world.

Ok enough.

Oh and the kid is watching My Name Is Earl, she is loving that program.

I've never heard of half of those things on the list of munchies, but damn they sound good! I want some too (I'm not pregnant, I just like to eat ALL the time). Ninja invisibility puts a high metabolic strain on the body

[quote name='ShadowXP' post='1602149' date='Dec 2 2008, 11:29 AM']Dominos is so much more greasier and nastier; therefore tastier.[/quote]hence·forth \ˈhen(t)s-ˌfȯrth, hen(t)s-ˈ\ (adv): from this point on

Fix'd

[quote name='Szyslak' post='1602155' date='Dec 2 2008, 11:33 AM']Hmmm. Moody, not interested in sex, craving certain foods... sounds to Dr. Sizz like you're pregnant young man. Might want to get that checked out.[/quote]I concur Dr. Sizz. His luteinizing hormone and FSH levels are off the chart!

@WildWon: Where do you live? I'll make sure I never shop in any grocery stores in that area

*EDIT*
Eating while fucking...isn't that called cunning linguist? Or analingus or something?

[quote name='Hadrian' post='1602111' date='Dec 2 2008, 06:10 PM']I've got cravings people, but I can't act on them as the Mrs spent my money on Xmas presents for everyone

I hate Xmas.

The following eats I require:
A big bag of skittles.
A big bag of munchies
A big bag of popcorn
A big bag of nacho cheese McCoys
Pizza from Pizza Domain
Breaded Mozzarella Sticks from Pizza Domain
12 bags of Walkers Worcester Sauce Crisps
Sainsburys Strawberrys & cream yoghurt
Jacobs crackers with some creamy extra mature cheese.

Amazingly I am not craving sex, which is what I usually crave like 24/7. Saying that I am hankering for some hard lesbian emo chick porn right now...but I'm looking after the child tonight so I'll just have to not act on that either...shitgoddamnit.

Seriously anyway who is young, for god sake be happy and that. You can play video games and eat shit all the time and look at emo lesbian porn...or gay...depends on sexuality I guess.[/quote]
would you like me to tell you from a psychological point of view you are substituting your sexual needs for your food cravings
wait till your daughters gets older and you have to start downloading ponyz, horsez or monkeys...........
i shall laugh so hard while my kids make me play mario type games for the millionth time (they are die hard mario fans)
spend the night doing some classic conditioning - sit her in front of mario karts

[quote name='Hadrian' post='1602225' date='Dec 2 2008, 02:02 PM']I'VE FOUNT SOME JAFFA CAKES IN THE CUPBOARD!!!![/quote]


"Oh my, God."

"What?!"

"I've got some fucking jaffa cakes in my coat pocket!"



"Oooo mama, oooo daddy, lets all play Kabaddi."


EDIT: Oh, and if anyone would so kindly be able to point me in the direction of where to:
A. Find Jaffa Cakes in the US
B. Find a place from which i can order Jaffa Cakes
or
C. Be so kind as to send me a sleeve of Jaffa Cakes

Its a food that i've been wanting to try for a couple of years... and they aren't in stores near by (that i'm aware of).

ps i'm in central Pennsylvania, so i don't have any major cities near by that would have em in a random grocery store.

[quote name='Densetsu3000' post='1602241' date='Dec 2 2008, 07:11 PM']Eating while fucking...isn't that called cunning linguist? Or analingus or something?[/quote]
Cunnilingus is going down on a chick in the vaginal area.
Analingus I guess is the same but in the bottom region? Something people like once in a while but not always...me included

[quote name='Shelleeson' post='1602253' date='Dec 2 2008, 07:20 PM']wait till your daughters gets older and you have to start downloading ponyz, horsez or monkeys........... [/quote]
Thankfully I don't think that is gonna happen! She's had that crap in toy form given to her and she won't play with them but she loves watching Batman, Spider-man, Iron Man and that and is really into zombie films, she just finds them funny.

Spaced quotes FTW.

Just put down the reefer man and it'll all go away soon...