View attachment 119038 So, I was browsing the App Store and I found this review for Fortnite. Reading through it, over and over again, it made me realize something. Humans are naturally stupid and ignorant. People just can’t help it. I mean, come on, how stupid can someone be? Those of you who don’t play Fortnite Mobile, lemme tell you all the sh*t this dude got wrong:
1) The controls are okay, not great, but manageable. This is the only thing this guy says which is kind of right.
2)The joystick disappears when in use to help the player see the screen better. It doesn’t actually disappear. You still move. Like, did you even play it? Once?
3)The jump button is on the side. Where the f*ck else could they put it? The back of the phone? What’s wrong with it being on the side, anyway?
4)When you click build, your weapon basically becomes disabled until you click the tiny build button at the bottom of the screen. I don’t know how you somehow found a way to click out of build mode and fire your weapon at the same time. Whatev.
5)Get a console, you b*tch! What are you playing on, an iPhone SE?! Edit: Yes you are.
6)What do you not get from “Invite Event”? You get an email when you’re invited! Not before!
7)It’s very much playable, I only found very little lag/glitchiness playing on an iPhone 6s Plus on Low Power Mode on 4G LTE. You pay for like 5Mbps WiFi or something? Can you afford WiFi? It appears you haven’t passed 4th grade.
8)I can’t even. You haven’t played this game once! Yes, there is a shoot button. The only button, obviously placed, on the left side of your phone. Do you even have a phone? Does your daddy only let you play on his phone one hour every Saturday?
Are people really that stupid? Is this just a “shitreview”? It doesn’t seem likely. How can someone be this stupid? Just how?
1) The controls are okay, not great, but manageable. This is the only thing this guy says which is kind of right.
2)The joystick disappears when in use to help the player see the screen better. It doesn’t actually disappear. You still move. Like, did you even play it? Once?
3)The jump button is on the side. Where the f*ck else could they put it? The back of the phone? What’s wrong with it being on the side, anyway?
4)When you click build, your weapon basically becomes disabled until you click the tiny build button at the bottom of the screen. I don’t know how you somehow found a way to click out of build mode and fire your weapon at the same time. Whatev.
5)Get a console, you b*tch! What are you playing on, an iPhone SE?! Edit: Yes you are.
6)What do you not get from “Invite Event”? You get an email when you’re invited! Not before!
7)It’s very much playable, I only found very little lag/glitchiness playing on an iPhone 6s Plus on Low Power Mode on 4G LTE. You pay for like 5Mbps WiFi or something? Can you afford WiFi? It appears you haven’t passed 4th grade.
8)I can’t even. You haven’t played this game once! Yes, there is a shoot button. The only button, obviously placed, on the left side of your phone. Do you even have a phone? Does your daddy only let you play on his phone one hour every Saturday?
Are people really that stupid? Is this just a “shitreview”? It doesn’t seem likely. How can someone be this stupid? Just how?
