I love my dog

I would say karma. xD



And at least it still works.

Man.....I hate my owner so much.

I was licking my ass via my couch when this mother fucker tries to pick me up and put me outside. So he goes ahead and does it. So I took a bite out of his tasty ass. First time his overpriced music fruit thing didn't fall.... I decided to try again. I bit the living shit out of him again and that music dealie hit the floor and bounced down the hallway.

The screen cracked. Good, now that fucking kid will always notice it.

Unfortunately, it still works, and I have to listen to him sing along to Justin Bieber every night. If that kid just behaved like the old iOS and didn't try to multitask at all it would not have happened. So really, it's Steve Jobs fault.

Heh, he thinks it's karma because he's not supposed to have it right now. In actuality, he just fucked around with the wrong motherfucking dog on the wrong motherfucking day.

~Happydog

Stupid dog!

Wasn't your iPod, iPhone, and ipad taken for three months?

[quote name='murkurie' post='3178283' date='Oct 5 2010, 08:48 PM']Wasn't your iPod, iPhone, and ipad taken for three months?[/quote]

Yeah, that is the karma

[quote name='[M]artin' post='3178249' date='Oct 5 2010, 05:37 PM']
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Awwwwww
Anyway since you said you tried again why didn't you just place the iPod down before you tried again.

[quote name='ball2012003' post='3178295' date='Oct 5 2010, 08:53 PM'][quote name='[M]artin' post='3178249' date='Oct 5 2010, 05:37 PM']
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Awwwwww
Anyway since you said you tried again why didn't you just place the iPod down before you tried again.
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Since I'm a freaking idiot

[quote name='ifish' post='3178285' date='Oct 5 2010, 07:48 PM'][quote name='murkurie' post='3178283' date='Oct 5 2010, 08:48 PM']Wasn't your iPod, iPhone, and ipad taken for three months?[/quote]

Yeah, that is the karma
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Um... NO. That is not karma, that is you not listening to your hot mom and then combo-ing into a butterfingers x2 multiplier.

How do you make jefferey out of geoff?

Geoffery?

Now your ipod is personalized

I've managed to drop my macbook pro, if that makes you any happier. And before it happened, it was in mint condition... Well, now I have a painful reminder of how stupid/careless I can be.

Crack got bigger

Call Michael Vick.
He'll get the job done.

[quote name='ifish' post='3178338' date='Oct 6 2010, 02:05 AM']Crack got bigger[/quote]

Repair it yourself! Digitizers don't cost that much, and as long as you don't do the same as me and fucked it with a screwdriver then you won't damage anything else ^.^.

[quote name='[M]artin' post='3178249' date='Oct 5 2010, 08:37 PM']
Man.....I hate my owner so much.

I was licking my ass via my couch when this mother fucker tries to pick me up and put me outside. So he goes ahead and does it. So I took a bite out of his tasty ass. First time his overpriced music fruit thing didn't fall.... I decided to try again. I bit the living shit out of him again and that music dealie hit the floor and bounced down the hallway.

The screen cracked. Good, now that fucking kid will always notice it.

Unfortunately, it still works, and I have to listen to him sing along to Justin Bieber every night. If that kid just behaved like the old iOS and didn't try to multitask at all it would not have happened. So really, it's Steve Jobs fault.

Heh, he thinks it's karma because he's not supposed to have it right now. In actuality, he just fucked around with the wrong motherfucking dog on the wrong motherfucking day.

~Happydog

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This is just the best thing I've read in the whole day.

Your dog should be a Temp member.
He and us seem to share the same opinion of you.

Damn Fishy, that sucks. :/
I've got the most minor of scratches on my iTouch, and it pisses the crap out of me because I can't stand seeing any sort of imperfections on glass surfaces.

That crack would turn me insane. D:

You should've gotten the first hint....
Personally, I taught my dog everything I want it to know, it also knows that if it will bite someone or push someone, that someone will return the pack