I got nudes.

Okay, so I just checked my e-mail to find nudes from some girl named Amy. I'm thinking to myself "Who the hell is Amy and why is she e-mailing me nudes?"

Well then I look at the "to" section of the e-mail, and find she sent it to a couple people. I think "Okay, maybe she's somebody I barely know that decided to mail nudes out to various people to try to ask for favors later in exchange and she didn't realize each person can see she sent it to others as well in one go..."

Then I take a closer look at the e-mail list. Gmail only shows about 8 e-mails in the list by default (until you click "show details"), and I couldn't help but notice it was some a's followed by some b's. I think to myself "Holy shit, how many people did she send this to?", and click "show details".

Well, as soon as I spotted e-mails like [email protected], [email protected], and [email protected], I realized she had accidentally sent them to her entire address book.

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[quote name='monkat' post='3339571' date='Dec 20 2010, 05:58 PM']Why is it that her nipples are not ever allowed to be posted, but mine can be posted well over a hundred times?

I DEMAND EQUALITY! ....in the form of female breasts being allowed, that is.[/quote]

Because your hairy. And she isn't. And hairy nipples are awesome.... unless she has them... then... equality should be exchanged here.
 
[quote name='ShadowSoldier' post='3339546' date='Dec 20 2010, 08:44 PM']Why is she sending nudes though? Ask her. And if she says "DELETE THEM" you say "okay" but you actually keep them.[/quote]Too lazy.

[quote name='Law' post='3339551' date='Dec 20 2010, 08:46 PM']Funny thing: That's exactly what I was expecting.[/quote]Well, I AM Rydian after all.

[quote name='Stephapanda' post='3339566' date='Dec 20 2010, 08:56 PM']OH DEAR GOD IS THAT A PANDA IN THE BACKGROUND??? ;___;[/quote]She's pretty much laying in a pile of stuffed animals, she took pics from various angles.

[quote name='Stephapanda' post='3339566' date='Dec 20 2010, 08:56 PM']Also, she looks kind of ... dead. o_o[/quote]Yeah, I think that's an attempt to look cool or something.

[quote name='Westside' post='3339568' date='Dec 20 2010, 08:57 PM']Yo Rydian, I don't believe that she's naked, that red chupacabra is getting in the way. She could be wearing a sweater for all we know.[/quote]A Rydian sweater. :creep:
 
[quote name='Westside' post='3339568' date='Dec 21 2010, 09:57 AM']Yo Rydian, I don't believe that she's naked, that red chupacabra is getting in the way. She could be wearing a sweater for all we know.[/quote]


OMG! there's photographic evidence of chupacabras??? We must confiscate those pics at once. Hand them over!

:ph34r:
 
[quote name='Rydian' post='3339632' date='Dec 20 2010, 08:20 PM'][quote name='Stephapanda' post='3339566' date='Dec 20 2010, 08:56 PM']OH DEAR GOD IS THAT A PANDA IN THE BACKGROUND??? ;___;[/quote]She's pretty much laying in a pile of stuffed animals, she took pics from various angles.
[/quote]

That's kind of disturbing.
 
[quote name='Rydian' post='3339632' date='Dec 20 2010, 06:20 PM'][quote name='Stephapanda' post='3339566' date='Dec 20 2010, 08:56 PM']Also, she looks kind of ... dead. o_o[/quote]Yeah, I think that's an attempt to look cool or something.
[/quote]

I thought she looked drugged off her ass o.0
 
[quote name='ShadowSoldier' post='3339653' date='Dec 20 2010, 07:26 PM'][quote name='Rydian' post='3339632' date='Dec 20 2010, 06:20 PM'][quote name='Stephapanda' post='3339566' date='Dec 20 2010, 08:56 PM']Also, she looks kind of ... dead. o_o[/quote]Yeah, I think that's an attempt to look cool or something.
[/quote]

I thought she looked drugged off her ass o.0
[/quote]

Is there a shot of her ass so we can confirm this?
 
[quote name='monkat' post='3339651' date='Dec 20 2010, 09:26 PM']STOP TRYING TO DERAIL THIS TOPIC AND TALK ABOUT MY NIPPIES[/quote]
Your nipples are so awesome that if I look upon them any more I fear I shall go blind from all their glory.
 
[quote name='ShadowSoldier' post='3339653' date='Dec 21 2010, 02:26 AM'][quote name='Rydian' post='3339632' date='Dec 20 2010, 06:20 PM'][quote name='Stephapanda' post='3339566' date='Dec 20 2010, 08:56 PM']Also, she looks kind of ... dead. o_o[/quote]Yeah, I think that's an attempt to look cool or something.
[/quote]

I thought she looked drugged off her ass o.0
[/quote]

Obviously we now know why these photos were sent to the entire address book.

Somebody:

1) Drugged her
2) Took her clothes off
3) Put her into several different positions with stuffed animals and took photos
4) Got into her email (It was probably left open)
5) Sent the pictures in an email to her entire address book


Mystery solved.
 
[quote name='Law' post='3339658' date='Dec 20 2010, 09:29 PM']Mystery solved.[/quote]Considering that explanation didn't involve a talking dog, I'm going to have to revoke your mystery license.
 
[quote name='Law' post='3339370' date='Dec 21 2010, 12:19 AM']Hilarious.

There are no words that describe this perfectly enough.[/quote]
This. :rofl2:


And rydiansmile.gif, also :rofl2::rofl2:
Man, this is funny.

[quote name='shlong' post='3339559' date='Dec 21 2010, 01:48 AM']She has a cuddly mouse|dog|panda thing...[/quote]
Actually, that's been edited in. :teach:
 
[quote name='Rydian' post='3339666' date='Dec 20 2010, 10:30 PM'][quote name='Law' post='3339658' date='Dec 20 2010, 09:29 PM']Mystery solved.[/quote]Considering that explanation didn't involve a talking dog, I'm going to have to revoke your mystery license.
[/quote]

According to some state laws, I am counted as a talking dog.
 
[quote name='IxthusTiger' post='3339656' date='Dec 20 2010, 06:28 PM'][quote name='ShadowSoldier' post='3339653' date='Dec 20 2010, 07:26 PM'][quote name='Rydian' post='3339632' date='Dec 20 2010, 06:20 PM'][quote name='Stephapanda' post='3339566' date='Dec 20 2010, 08:56 PM']Also, she looks kind of ... dead. o_o[/quote]Yeah, I think that's an attempt to look cool or something.
[/quote]

I thought she looked drugged off her ass o.0
[/quote]

Is there a shot of her ass so we can confirm this?
[/quote]

No, it fell off and she lost it because she was drugged.
 
[quote name='Law' post='3339658' date='Dec 20 2010, 09:29 PM']Mystery solved.[/quote]

Thanks Professor Lawton, now I can get to sleep.
 
This is so full of win I can hardly begin to describe it.


I wonder if she had an employer or a past instructor on this list. Or maybe if she had anyone underage...
 
[quote name='ProtoKun7' post='3339671' date='Dec 21 2010, 03:31 AM'][quote name='shlong' post='3339559' date='Dec 21 2010, 01:48 AM']She has a cuddly mouse|dog|panda thing...[/quote]
Actually, that's been edited in. :teach:
[/quote]
Shush, you.
 
[quote name='Rydian' post='3339666' date='Dec 21 2010, 02:30 AM'][quote name='Law' post='3339658' date='Dec 20 2010, 09:29 PM']Mystery solved.[/quote]Considering that explanation didn't involve a talking dog, I'm going to have to revoke your mystery license.
[/quote]

You mean I'm supposed to have a license?

whoops
 
So, never really answered Stephapanda's question, is she hot?

Also, lets talk about Monkats nipples.

Also, 40 users? Jeez, a crap ton of pervs in here. It's almost as if a popular game just got dumped.
 

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