[Warning: sarcasm overdose below]
So, you wanted to develop a cross-wide console hack which would allow custom OS injection and recovery on boot?
Ever wanted to become a proud member of Team Omnibreak but you know shit about coding?
Well, Felek has you covered!
Presenting you: How to hax in 2 days (In detailed steps)
This is totally true, trust me, i'm a dolphin.
1) Learning to co- Ain't nobody got time to do that, learn simple python instead
We will be mainly using print and if(shit) then(hax) commands. This is very important step so pay attention...
With this code, you will be able to DOX your cat! [Actually, leave your cat alone you sic-]
print('I'm the biggest haxor and my D:// directory is expaning.')
wait 5000
if(nothing) do(nothing)
Save your .py file. weight, you need to name it... uhm, name it 'cross-widehax'
BAM, you're able to hack every console now! But weight, there's more!
2) Releasing your honebrew [Typo on purrpose]
It's time to create a false group name. Unsure hao2name your 'group'? Think about 3 words, now write them down.
This is your group name. [Nekoyazawamanequein <-- something i made up in 3 seconds]
Time to create a account on a known forum... GBATemp? Nah fam, NeoGAF is the shit.
Create a thread titled 'I managed to haxx my microwave and it created a storm' linking to your .py file.
3) Collecting hate
Look at that sweet hate! You know that your shit is fake but you're proud of it anyways!
Time to milk it even more! Create the false hype! MORE STATUS UPDATES, YEAH BOY. Post a video of Switch displaying a webpage? YUSH, NOT ENOUGH PROOF, POST MOAR....
Bonus points for 'It will be released soon(tm)'
That's all, you're a certified honebrewer nao! Be careful not to haxx your microwave or toaster!
[seee ya in more serious blog post next time]
So, you wanted to develop a cross-wide console hack which would allow custom OS injection and recovery on boot?
Ever wanted to become a proud member of Team Omnibreak but you know shit about coding?
Well, Felek has you covered!
Presenting you: How to hax in 2 days (In detailed steps)
This is totally true, trust me, i'm a dolphin.
1) Learning to co- Ain't nobody got time to do that, learn simple python instead
We will be mainly using print and if(shit) then(hax) commands. This is very important step so pay attention...
With this code, you will be able to DOX your cat! [Actually, leave your cat alone you sic-]
print('I'm the biggest haxor and my D:// directory is expaning.')
wait 5000
if(nothing) do(nothing)
Save your .py file. weight, you need to name it... uhm, name it 'cross-widehax'
BAM, you're able to hack every console now! But weight, there's more!
2) Releasing your honebrew [Typo on purrpose]
It's time to create a false group name. Unsure hao2name your 'group'? Think about 3 words, now write them down.
This is your group name. [Nekoyazawamanequein <-- something i made up in 3 seconds]
Time to create a account on a known forum... GBATemp? Nah fam, NeoGAF is the shit.
Create a thread titled 'I managed to haxx my microwave and it created a storm' linking to your .py file.
3) Collecting hate
Look at that sweet hate! You know that your shit is fake but you're proud of it anyways!
Time to milk it even more! Create the false hype! MORE STATUS UPDATES, YEAH BOY. Post a video of Switch displaying a webpage? YUSH, NOT ENOUGH PROOF, POST MOAR....
Bonus points for 'It will be released soon(tm)'
That's all, you're a certified honebrewer nao! Be careful not to haxx your microwave or toaster!
[seee ya in more serious blog post next time]
