Hide your sh*t!

So funny story guys!
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That's the room report for the dorm room I was in.
In a bit of fairness there were like 14 of us in the room or something like that.
So it was diluted around.
Here's how it went down.
We were blasting music soooooooooo loud in the dorm, I'll admit that.
I had just gone to the bathroom.
I come back into the room.
A minute or so there's a knock on the door.
I look out the peep hole and see two dudes with clipboards.
I yell into the room "Guys, hide your shit!"
(Come on, I was kinda out of it)
And the come into the room and are like
"Yeah, we gotta noise complaint and we heard someone say 'Hide your shit' so we're gonna need to take a look"
Bah.
I'll probably have a ticket for this shit.
Which would suck balls.
For two reasons!
One: It costs anywhere from 50-150 bucks.
I have 90 bucks.
Don't wanna tell my parents.
I would need to ask for money if it came to over 90 bucks though.
Or I could beg my friends to lemme borrow money.
Two: I wanna be a teacher and wanna clean record.
So I figure I'll kiss ass at the meeting
(Cuz we've all gotta have separate meetings with some official person)
And I'll beg them to take it off my record.
Onto the next matter.
We've gotta do something to whoever called in the complaint.
Who does that?
Honestly.
It's a Saturday night.
Bah.
I'll follow this up when I figure out what the ticket's worth and everything.
Peace!

EDIT:
Took out personal info.

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bnwchbammer
[quote name='jonisawesome' post='3115174' date='Sep 13 2010, 03:40 PM']you're retarded i mean what did you expect even-though it is a saturday and only 10:45 and complete bullshit its still a dorm room and you are blasting music. if you find the person that complained kick his ass (well i know you wont but have someone do it and if its a woman then prank the shit out of her) ALSO this is why when i come down there this friday we're gonna be drinking at amandas. if you do get citations/tickets don't keep begging to have them remove it because nobody likes a kiss-ass just comply fully and respectively to their demands and everything should be alright. Also who cares if you don't have a clean record that just basically means you have to teach in the city which isnt all that bad especially if you teach on the north side like at lane-tech or northside college prep
and ill laugh so hard if your parents find out because of course im an asshole (though your brother would act like me)...and your step mom would probably take it worse than your dad[/quote]
Nah, I think they both wouldn't care too much.
But they also don't need to know either, Jon.
Neither does my brother.
And I'm not bitching because we weren't doing anything wrong.
(No shit we were doing things that we weren't supposed to do)
But wutever, I mean, it'll honestly be alright.
Saturday we might pre in the dorm though.
Friday is at Amanda's.
 
Issac
so they went IN in your apartment, and took the booze? What the fuck? In sweden they can only do that if you are outdoors... drinking in public etc...
 
bnwchbammer
[quote name='Issac' post='3115287' date='Sep 13 2010, 04:28 PM']so they went IN in your apartment, and took the booze? What the fuck? In sweden they can only do that if you are outdoors... drinking in public etc...[/quote]
It was in a dorm though, so they had the right cuz we probably signed some stuff that said they had the right to come in.
And alcohol is not allowed in the dorms at all, so yeah.
 
FAST6191
21 is the drinking age though Issac in the US and college/university (and especially if people are still in dorms) are 18 onwards. To save others a search Sweden is one of the strictest European countries by quite some way (although still far more lax than the US)- 18 for beer and light booze and 20 for spirits and it is not all that easy to find spirits as licensing requirements are quite harsh not to mention booze tax is quite high.

Personally I can still not imagine ternary education where you have to do more than have enough money (and occasionally be sober enough) to buy the booze.
 
Issac
Ah okay... In sweden they got to have a search warrant to go inside our homes, and can't act on a "hide your shit" yell :P However, you probably signed some papers as you said.

Yeah, the booze laws in sweden suck really bad. When you are 18, You are old enough to: get married, have children (at 15), go to jail, vote, drive, work, pay taxes, everything else.... BUT you are not old enough to buy booze until you're 20..... >_>
And That is: beer, when you go to clubs = 18 year olds.. the same beer to buy home = 20 year old....

Oh and Fast, there's actually monopoly on the spirits selling business... so it's pretty much impossible to get ahold of booze unless someone buys for you (if you're under aged that is).
 
bnwchbammer
[quote name='Issac' post='3115321' date='Sep 13 2010, 04:48 PM']Ah okay... In sweden they got to have a search warrant to go inside our homes, and can't act on a "hide your shit" yell :P However, you probably signed some papers as you said.

Yeah, the booze laws in sweden suck really bad. When you are 18, You are old enough to: get married, have children (at 15), go to jail, vote, drive, work, pay taxes, everything else.... BUT you are not old enough to buy booze until you're 20..... >_>
And That is: beer, when you go to clubs = 18 year olds.. the same beer to buy home = 20 year old....

Oh and Fast, there's actually monopoly on the spirits selling business... so it's pretty much impossible to get ahold of booze unless someone buys for you (if you're under aged that is).[/quote]
America it's 21 everywhere for everything!
 

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