Had my first real drinking party.

Well, tonight I had my first real drinking party. Had a Jaeger Bomb, a Smirnoff, and I shot gunned a beer. I didn't even get buzzed. I even drove home. My brother said I reeked of alcohol (I do), and that I should let him drive. I told him to let me drive to the Complex's gate, and if it looks like to you that I am unable to drive, then he can do it. I wasn't buzzed, no blurry eyes, and only a pre-existing mild headache, and I was able to drive past a troop of cops on my way back. It felt good to drink with my friends, and the only occurrence was that the lawn chair I was sitting in collapsed under my weight and I landed on a water bong. Which promptly cut my arm. They wanted me to pay for it, but I was like: If he wants money for it, he can come to me. It wasn't my fault he left it there. If he asks me, I am going to tell him he can dig it out of the trash and stick it up his ass. Anyways I had fun.