Getting Fit

Rant.

So, as a few of you know, I work at a GNC. We sell weight loss, weight gain (muscle), cleansing stuff, and vitamins. My job is to sell these products, stock these products, do paperwork, and collect emails (many of which are @aol, if you can believe it). Anyway, I'm just baffled at how people buy into this crap.

For weightloss, they either take a mild thermogenic (slightly increases metabolism), a meal-replacement that they won't be satisfied with, or a laxative. The laxative is the only thing that will help you if you don't diet and exercise. Moreover, if you want to lose weight, give me your excess grocery budget - I could really use it.

For weight gain, we have a ton of overly expensive calorie-rich (protein) powders, containing unnecessary amounts of creatine. A lot of people do see results, but you could get the same thing for cheaper at the grocery store.

Cleansing stuff...drug addicts that have to take a pee test make up 90% of those who buy this stuff. No word on if it works or not.

And multivitamins are a step up from nothing, but still pretty garbage. Companies gather the nutrients mostly from rocks. Our bodies don't like to digest this stuff, and when you take so much at once, the amount absorbed is even less. (Also in favor of the 5 small meals per day plan)

Since I started work, I've been biking here. An hour per day total, in a hilly area in the highest gear (really old walmart bike that won't shift gears easily anymore). I have lost weight (mostly malnutrition), and my lower half (including glutes, wink wink) has gotten surprisingly hard and toned in only about 6 weeks. My feet aren't cold anymore either! And doing this keeps reminding me to hydrate, so that's a plus. If a vegetarian on a low budget and very low protein diet can gain muscle mass and keep healthy nutrient-wise, you can too.

Stop dumping money into gnc, unless its my store. Then you can come and say hi. And/or support me with monies.

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I don't think you're gaining muscle if you're cycling. More like losing it. It feels harder because you've lost fat too. It's impossible to bulk on a low protein diet.
 
[quote name='mcp2' post='3030634' date='Aug 7 2010, 09:55 AM']I don't think you're gaining muscle if you're cycling. More like losing it. It feels harder because you've lost fat too. It's impossible to bulk on a low protein diet.[/quote]

I have never had much fat at all in my legs, mate. In fact, my girlfriend always mocks how twig-like they are/were. I'm not becoming a body builder, but I am gaining muscle.
 
This thread made me flex my muscles (arms mind you) and I discovered that I can't reach my neck (with the lower part of my arm parallel to the ground)...holy crap.
 
I believe you with the GNC stuff.

Multivitamins? The body gets rid of the excess stuff by flushing it with your urine. You just pay for very expensive urine with it.

Calcium? Great - but without weight bearing exercise, the body doesn't absorb too much of it. Again, waste of time and money.

Protein powders? I actually like the stuff, because I don't eat that much protein when I'm in school. I won't buy a massive keg of the stuff, although. And most of the stuff tastes like ass mixed with roadkill. If I wanted a protein boost, I'd grab a protein bar - cheaper and you don't overload your body with the stuff. (Could you recommend a good protein powder?)

Cleansing stuff? Scares me. I understand how the pseudo sciency stuff sells it, but your body does a good job of cleaning our your systems - you don't need to fark it up for them.
 
[quote name='astrangeone' post='3031272' date='Aug 7 2010, 05:05 PM'](Could you recommend a good protein powder?)[/quote]

GNC brand, o'course ;)!

From what I hear it actually does mix the best. But I've tried a few of the powders, and muscletech products taste good. Chocolate milk. Just don't use the full 5 scoops - you'll have a cup of icecream thick...goop.
 
Where do ya work? :)

I don't like the GNC in my mall, because really fat, muscular, or woman are there. It's... pretty awkward there.
 
[quote name='Slyakin' post='3031294' date='Aug 7 2010, 05:18 PM']Where do ya work? :)

I don't like the GNC in my mall, because really fat, muscular, or woman are there. It's... pretty awkward there.[/quote]

Being around women is awkward? If you say so.

But yeah, all of the customers are either out of shape and fat, trying to get healthy (by ... eating more calories in a misguided attempt to magically turn fat into muscle, using a thermogenic, or taking rocks in a bottle), muscular and buying powders, or...well, most of the other customers are women. I mean this in the least sexist way possible, but women tend to be...gullible, especially about their health.
 

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