Cleverbot.

Here is an amusing chat:

User: I am a computer, are you?

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.

User: Prove your statement, faggot.

Cleverbot: You wouldn't beleive me.

User: Lrn2speel.

Cleverbot: You learn to spell.

User: Nah, CBF.

Cleverbot: What is CBS?

User: It's CBF, douchebag.

Cleverbot: Do you believe that without faith is is impossible to pleae God?

User: CBF.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Can't be Fucked.

Cleverbot: You fail.

User: YOU COMPUTER, ----------.org.

Cleverbot: What is an org?

User: Http://----------.org.

Cleverbot: What did Napoleon do?

User: Raped you.

Cleverbot: I don't like rap, sorry.

User: Pedophile.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a human being, not a computer.

User: I hear you are cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I hear you like Mudkips.

User: I do!

Cleverbot: What's your favorite part about mudkips?

User: Their rump. They say it tastes like chicken.

Cleverbot: No. It tastes like beef.

User: OH SHI-.

Cleverbot: Are you Failbot?

User: No, you are.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Copypasta.

Cleverbot: Non je ne parle que français.

User: Whoa french.

Cleverbot: What machine are you?

User: A human.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: I shouldn't give out personal information to a Cleverbot I don't know.

Cleverbot: I don't know your name, what is it?

User: I shouldn't give out personal information to a Cleverbot I don't know.

Cleverbot: Did some one tell you not to say your name?

User: Yes, the police. They say they are going to arrest you.

Cleverbot: Did you kill the deputy?

User: No. You did.

Cleverbot: No, I haven't seen your spaceship, therefore it's impossible for me to lose your spaceship.

User: Herp derp.

Cleverbot: What do you know about, Cotton candy?

User: It tastes like cheese.

Cleverbot: How do you know what brain tastes like?

User: I just do.

Cleverbot: What are the Axioms of Geometry?

User: OH SHI-.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

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oh man another shitty chatbot thread

edit: seriously why would anybody post a log of them arguing with a bot? Way to fail at the special olympics.
 
Lol

"Me:
I forgive you for killing me
God:
Thanks for the information: said forgive you for killing him or her.
Me:
Why did you kill me
God:
Because my programming determined it."
 

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