BORTZ-ANATOR

Thinking about dropping the "ANATOR" from my name, and capitalizing the rest. thoughts?

That would make me BORTZ
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I thought about "bortzy" but I figured if I made it bortz, people could just invent names for me like they do now.
 
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Make it Bortz and I will never again be able to look at your name without being reminded of Final Fantasy V again, ever.
THOU HAST BEEN WARNED D:
 
I'm reminded of that Simpsons episode where Bart wants to get a nameplate.

"Bert... Burt... Bort? Aw, come on. "Bort"?

Random passing lady: "No, Bort, you can't have a name plate."
Random passing guy: "Are you talking to me?"
Lady: "No, I was talking to my son Bort."
PA system: "We need more Bort license plates in the Gift Shop. Repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates."


So. "Bortz", you say? :bortz:
 
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Im thinking for now ill get it changed to BORTZANATOR. All caps, maybe later down the road ill become just BORTZ.
 
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