Bolges bolges bolges

This bolges wil be write of feeling.
Feeling being small happy.

And you knows?

Previous holiday... I gave her my heart.
The day after. She gave it to someone other.
The holiday this year, to not cry. I give it to someone spectacular.
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MichiS97
Once upon a time, there was a user called... Something. They wrote a blog every month or so that was written in obviously deliberately broken "English". It was basically just a barely intelligible shitpost every time and I personally thought they were hilarious. That user was banned though, because they also shitposted in regular threads.

I just noticed I've never explained what bolges is. They consistently spelled blog bolges and I think it was in every headline as well.
 
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Issac
My bolges is written. Costales approves, and so do Brotoz.

And yeah, it was a Last Christmas reference. (Hey, I was kinda dumped last Christmas... felt bad man).
 
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leon315
guess everyone knows how to spell "blogs" right? /b-lo-gs/

Meanwhile Bolges is spelled /Bo-l-gee-s/, just like oranges., definitely unlike blogs.
 
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leon315
@Issac my theory, the tendency to dump someone before xmas or birthday is entirely due to human's selfish and stingy nature:

maintain bf/gf relationships obviously leads to immediate benefits (sex), dump someone before any festivities could avoid ANY economical loss, which otherwise is inevitable (date, gifts, dinners......)
 
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S
Did a girl dump you for Xathya? And you trying to mock his genius articulate word play? He is an irresistible homo sapian. Jealousy leads to pain and suffering.
 
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