okay so i realized i make too many blogs about my high experiences and i should just make a fuckin like blog topic or whatever it's called. anyways, what am i even saying right now. that's going to be the topic today okay, i don't know what am saying. that is the topic ok. anyways so i was...

long boarding sadness TOO SAD DON'T READ

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: Mar 19, 2021

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went longboarding today, with some friends. anyways we get to the city park right, and we bring out some weed and we smoke right, all fun. i go down this massive hill, ripped a hole in my sweater, and SNAPPED my longboard. anyways that was a short story, so lemme tell another one. went to the...

i was robbed GONE SEXUAL

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: Mar 18, 2021

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so i went to jazzies house, to smoke some pot. and this other guy tags a long. he looks like a girl but whatever. so he's all cool and stuff, and he blazes too. jazzy had to leave at 5 to get her tits pierced, so i asked the guy if he wanted to hang for a bit because i was ripped(still am, and...

dead cat speaks to human NOT CLICKBAIT

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: Mar 6, 2021

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so i went to jazzy's house right, and like we got stoned and what not because fuck it you know ANYWAYS there was the cat and it was like adorable alright i wrote down all the stories as they came. story one: first time meeting this guy, he came into the room, saw me, and just like ran right...

LOFI HIP-HOP RELAXING coincidence on bus GONE SEXUALVIRAL!!! not clickbait!

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: Feb 26, 2021

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so i saw this one guy on the bus today, going home from school. and he was like, he's the type of guy you know has a 50/50 chance of either being rich and famous, or being a poor hobo. i could tell by his posture... his voice tone, his hair, his coat, etc. he like, turned around to me on the...

Is your handSoap making (youSick)?

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: Feb 16, 2021

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Handsoap, Hi ! We all know that frequent handwashing is our best defense against the spread of germs. But that if your hand soap was actually hurting you and not helping? With colder weather rolling in, constant hand-washing moms dry. cracked and sore hands. This past s.ring, I switched to...

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

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: Feb 14, 2021

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I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in...

one hell of an experience

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: Jan 29, 2021

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alright before i get into this blog post i might as well mention it, but i say a lot about a certain topic, which may not be suitable for many people. i'll also say the topic lol: suicide. no, i'm not sharing an experience where i tried to kill myself, however this is a story where i almost DID...

worst 5 mins ever

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: Jan 21, 2021

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so i went to go take a shit right, but i didn't have a shirt on(this makes sense later) when i sat on the toilet, first thing that bothers me is my robe belt dips in the water. bam, sucks. anyways next up, i reach to grab a shirt from the laundry basket. i grab my favorite shirt because it's...

tim's cult classic RELEASE

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: Jan 8, 2021

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alright so i made a short movie. i am extremely proud of it. imdb 10/10 rotten tomatoes 99% i actually tried really hard on it. i want you. yes you. i want you to watch it.

big troll

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: Dec 8, 2020

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the other day i made google business send a letter to some kid in florida. i made an account with google business and they require you to get a post car with a confirmation code on it before you can start doing things so i did that but i made the address this kids in florida. i looked up what...

how annoying

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: Oct 7, 2020

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man i was recording a podcast today with some people, and like i was the host right? well, so i started it off and then shit just ended up being them talking over me, obviously i'm fine with that but when i tried to pitch in they completely ignored me. so i was like fine whatever. 60 minutes...

big boy vent.

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: Aug 2, 2020

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i guys my name is tom rannd. and i am going to write about my ass life. the reason as to why i am writing here, is i'm hoping someone will give me some tips or maybe just a little bit of love. anyways lets get right into it all. i feel like garbage. i am depressed, i am sick of living like a...

axe

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: Jul 27, 2020

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yesterday night at 2am i woke up. i went to go get some sleeping pills cos insomnia but when i got up i felt really dizzy so i fell to the floor slowly and i said "no no haha no no" a few times. then, once i stopped having my stroke or whatever i got back up and halfway through the door i...

day three of dev log

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: Jul 26, 2020

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day 3 of making a mario kart 7 course with zero experience alright, so i just woke up. had a bagel and now i'm ready to get started. i thought up of a thing to try, and it's not much different that what i tried yesterday night, but here it is. simply, all i'm going to do is add a single poly...

dev log day 2

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: Jul 26, 2020

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so i originally had this all on one post but i realized that's lame and that why the fuck would i do that all on one post so here it is all on 2 posts soon to be three. day 2 of making a mario kart 7 course with no experience at all. so i woke up and ate food and then i went downstairs to work...

dev log/notes made by a kid with zero experience

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: Jul 25, 2020

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i am starting this late. because i didn't think i would be this involved in it but here i am needing to write shit down so i don't get lost in space and time. of course i could just do it all on a doc but that's no fun. day 1 of making mario kart 7 course with no experience at all. i am making...

my new invention for the year 2077 pre-order now

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: Jul 21, 2020

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okay, so. fast forward into the year 2077. we have a giant city made out of spaceships and we also have a guy with a mohawk running around on a hoverbike. sweet. but, off of the streets, we have gamers. but not just any type of gamers… these are the type of gamers that will play games with...

i think i discovered something insane

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: Jul 17, 2020

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omg guys i think i am pretty much a genius now man like this is some insane shit right now omg just look below this thingy that you are reading right now: okay so you know how 69 works right the little tails are the vagina or penis or whatever i usually see them as cocks but anyways fuck okay...

reading a book. just kidding lol

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: Jul 12, 2020

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day eleven at 3:11pm they say that experience is often better than experience. see that is the true words of wisdom. most people like you guys wouldn't understand that though. why? because you wont lol. nothing really to it. but anyways, i've been gone for some time. i actually have been back...

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