I remember a while back I was flipping through channels via the on-screen guide (you know, the little pop-up guide?) and I saw on the Christian channel a kids show (because it was light blue) called Bibleman. It looked so stupid that I turned to the channel and started laughing my ass off. This is what I found:
You think that's bad? He has a lightsaber too.
You think that's even badder? He's acted and voiced by Willie Aames. You know, the guy from Eight is Enough and Charles in Charge? Yeah, that guy. He dresses in tight spandex and fights satanic villians with a bible and a lightsaber. On the Bible Channel.
I don't know why at one time he's purple and one time he's gold. I guess they thought purple was a little too "queer" for Bibleman, as if a six pack, muscles, and tight spandex wasn't enough.
I don't know if he has Holy Water Grenades or the Christ-o-cycle. I only saw him briefly, the rest of the time my eyes were tearing up from laughter.
IT'S BIBLEMAN!

You think that's bad? He has a lightsaber too.

You think that's even badder? He's acted and voiced by Willie Aames. You know, the guy from Eight is Enough and Charles in Charge? Yeah, that guy. He dresses in tight spandex and fights satanic villians with a bible and a lightsaber. On the Bible Channel.
I don't know why at one time he's purple and one time he's gold. I guess they thought purple was a little too "queer" for Bibleman, as if a six pack, muscles, and tight spandex wasn't enough.
I don't know if he has Holy Water Grenades or the Christ-o-cycle. I only saw him briefly, the rest of the time my eyes were tearing up from laughter.
IT'S BIBLEMAN!