This is a list I made a while ago,
I hate being an oximoron, I love it.
As I said before, I don't like to repeat myself
Well to be Frank.. I'd have to change my name.
I had a dream i was a muffler, i woke up exhausted.
What do you call a joke with no punchline?
I hate buttons, they really short my circuits
I used to think I had a Japanese friend, but it was just my imagine Asian.
I checked my receipt and I didn't buy any of your bs.
when a mod bans someone, they should go "By the power vested in me, I announce you blocked and deleted, you may now kiss my ass."
Finding gravity was nice, but the invention of the ac unit was cool.
who ever created the band aid was a bloody genius.
When I have a terrible headache, I put my head through a window and the pane disappears.
I love my UPS guy because he’s a drug dealer and doesn’t know it.
My zipper broke, but I fixed it on the fly.
I decided to skip the 7 am funeral, I'm really not a mourning person.
do you want to read a book on desperate marketing techniques?
I had a plain bagel, but it flew out of my hand.
I have been looking for my girlfriends murderer for a year now, Still havent found someone to do the job.
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
I hate being an oximoron, I love it.
As I said before, I don't like to repeat myself
Well to be Frank.. I'd have to change my name.
I had a dream i was a muffler, i woke up exhausted.
What do you call a joke with no punchline?
I hate buttons, they really short my circuits
I used to think I had a Japanese friend, but it was just my imagine Asian.
I checked my receipt and I didn't buy any of your bs.
when a mod bans someone, they should go "By the power vested in me, I announce you blocked and deleted, you may now kiss my ass."
Finding gravity was nice, but the invention of the ac unit was cool.
who ever created the band aid was a bloody genius.
When I have a terrible headache, I put my head through a window and the pane disappears.
I love my UPS guy because he’s a drug dealer and doesn’t know it.
My zipper broke, but I fixed it on the fly.
I decided to skip the 7 am funeral, I'm really not a mourning person.
do you want to read a book on desperate marketing techniques?
I had a plain bagel, but it flew out of my hand.
I have been looking for my girlfriends murderer for a year now, Still havent found someone to do the job.
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
