Disclaimer: this story is based off the game sonic.exe spirits of hell. The reason for this is because we need a good Sonic.exe story and we got a good sonic.exe game in SOH so yeah anyway without further adieu (point out any misspellings) onto the actual story but first if you think it’s bad...
Once again I fell down the martial arts rabbit hole and am plumbing the murky depths of the internet's various martial arts and fighting crafts echo chambers.
If you're not actively involved and only get up to speed every few years or so, you can see the tide of public opinion flapping worse than my dong while I'm skipping naked down a hallway.