Apparently I sleep-spend on health products?

Today has been a fun day. First I wake up with a headache, which is odd since I never get headaches...Then I go to work. Within the first 15 minutes of going to work, i'm unearthing and carrying out a large trampoline buried in the warehouse, followed by lifting 3 barbecues to heights a barbecue (they're in boxes) should not go.
For the rest of the day i'm moving heavy boxes in the warehouse and stuff.
Fun stuff. Not that bad but i'm tired, anyway. The headache didn't help when I kept getting dizzy...

But that's not where it gets fun. After working, I go shopping. Try to buy some shoes, credit card rejected. Wtf? I keep my credit card overpaid...how the fuck doesn't it work. So I jokingly tell my mom (who was with me forcing me to buy shoes >_>;; ) "It's not like I have $2000 of unexplained charges on my card or anything, why would it not work?"

So I get home, make up my plate with dinner foodstuffs, and go sit down at my computer. Notice my dad had left me a note from my bank to call them back. I shrug it off assuming they just wanna sell me something again.
I look at my bank account to see if I had anything to pay on my credit card.

Log into my account.


Stare blankly at the $2600 in charges on my card I didn't make....
$2600 in two transactions, for skincare/health products.
The fuck.
I don't give a shit how I look, I wouldn't even spend $2.50 on skincare and healthcare products >_> dafuq. Look at that damn note my dad left me.
aaand shit clicked. They were phoning about the obscene freakin' charges on my card.

Luckily I phone them up, give a ton of details, and give the big ol' "fuck you" to those transactions. Though now my card is void and useless for 8 days while they send me a new one.


Oh and the kicker, they asked about a ticketmaster charge. Apparently this is where it all started. I tried to buy some shitty boyband tickets for my sister on ticketmaster,
When I tried to buy some (pretty damn nice) seat tickets for her and her friends, it fails to go through and the site basically tells me to fuck off.
So...whatever, that failed.

The transactions for the *care products were made on the same day (made after my failed ticketmaster transactions, I had the lady check). So, fuck you ticketmaster, and fuck your archaic piece of shit system. Paypal for life.


EDIT: and clearly that headache was my spidey senses telling me shit was was going wrong. Never ignore your spidey senses.

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[font=Verdana, Tahoma, Arial,]EDIT: and clearly that headache was my spidey senses telling me shit was was going wrong. Never ignore your spidey senses.
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[font=Verdana, Tahoma, Arial,]Spoken like a true spiderman. [/font]
 
I bet the lady on the phone thought you were a closet homosexual. "No way! I didn't buy obscene boyband tickets and then buy healthcare products! I swear! I was out doing manly man things like football!"
 

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