Living down under, in the antipodes, a post count of 999 is equivalent to an inverted 666...
and thus, I now have the post count of the devil...
Tremble in front of your laptops ye who behold this perversion of nature.
hjksgdkjhgawkjgdjkwajhegdha *froths at mouth* lkqhgwdfkgeawlfgalg *head turns* ceuwaqhfluihaqeliufcqla *falls out of chair* hduwq
and thus, I now have the post count of the devil...
Tremble in front of your laptops ye who behold this perversion of nature.
hjksgdkjhgawkjgdjkwajhegdha *froths at mouth* lkqhgwdfkgeawlfgalg *head turns* ceuwaqhfluihaqeliufcqla *falls out of chair* hduwq