15/F/Germany :)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey, how are you?

Stranger: 15 f germany (:

You: Do you know who Hitlof Adler is?

Stranger: Yes and his name is Adolf hitler

You: no no

You: not him

You: HItlof Adler, the artist

Stranger: And he's a asshole!!!

You: "a asshole" what?

Stranger: Nop I don't him

You: He's awesome

You: I love his little mustache

Stranger: .. But adolf hitler is a fucking asshole

Stranger: Do you know what he did!?

You: What are you talking about?

Stranger: It's NOT funny

You: I'm not talking about that guy

You: I'm talking about Hitlof Adler, the famous artist

Stranger: About adolf hitler

You: no no no

You: Read carefully

You: HITLOF. ADLER.

Stranger: Who the fuck is he??

You: Does that look like Adolf Hitler to you?

Stranger: Nowwww I understood you from beginning

You: brb

Stranger: But u didn't understood me .. I'm talking about ADOLF HITLER

Stranger: I'm saying that HE is a asshole

Stranger: And that HE did awfull awfull things

You: Yeah I know that

You: but Hitlof Adler is a great guy, don't you agree?

Stranger: I don't know him

You: You should look him up, he's coo

You: What's all this stuff about Hitler ?

You: All I know about him was he was a great German leader...

Stranger: No no no no no!!! He is the most worst man ever

You: Why do you hate German leaders? Don't you love your own country?

You: Personally I think that beiber kid is the worst ever, but that's just me

Stranger: Look him up on wikipedia and you'll see what a man he was

You: Why do you hate your countries leaders? What has Hitler ever done to you?

Stranger: He killed million of million judes and moslems and all the non christian people in germany

Stranger: He killed children wemen and men

You: What are judes? And hmm I don't like those moslems

Stranger: So many people died of him

Stranger: Jews.

You: But Jesus was a Jew..

Stranger: Why you don't like moslems??

You: They don't eat bacon, it's deliciuos

You: delicious*

Stranger: Just remember Hitler was just a motherfucker

You: Anyone that hates bacon must be evil

You: Maybe Hitler just really liked bacon?

You: Do you hate bacon too?

You: Is that why you hate Mr. Adolf?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    I bet Trumps latest shooter was a Taylor Swift fan...
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    You've been caught
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    I don't want to see him dead, I want to see him in a jail cell.
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    He was hiding behind bushes with an AK rifle waiting on trump at his golf course, and secret service spotted him and fired couple rounds when he ran off. The actual shooter never fired.
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    It is private property, and bullet proof vest illegal, if thats really what they were. Don't look like it tho to me. Looks like bags.
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