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    Titanica I love cartoons. I love the wacky physics and hilarious visual gags. I love the style, humor, and ideas presented in them. Surprisingly though, I don't really watch anime. I just never got into it. I've watched a couple and I disliked them either for how overly serious it is, or how dramatic it is. I also dislike the style, as it's not wacky or cartoony as I like it. Also, some are too weird for my tastes. However, there is one anime that has stuck out to me and I continue to rewatch it to this day. That anime is...

    Cory in the House.

    Nah, I'm kidding! It's Kirby: Right Back at Ya!.

    I can sense the hatred and pitchforks and comments coming my way already. Let me explain.

    Kirby is one of my favorite franchises, and when I first heard that there was a cartoon for it (which was quite a while ago), I was ecstatic. I love cartoons and Kirby, and putting them together is a dream come true!

    I watched almost all the episodes. I didn't even realize it was anime because of how goofy it was! It wasn't too serious, and it reminded me of the animations I love. Sure, the 3D animation might've made you cringe at times or there was a couple animation mistakes from time to time, but I pushed those flaws aside because I had fallen in love with the show. The character are so lovable. Even King Dedede, who acts like a huge jerk most of the show, is so much fun to watch because of how over the top he is and I love the voice acting for him in the American dub. The intro is so catchy in the American dub as well! I love the trumpets and the lead singer in it, and it's always stuck in my head. The finale was amazing! I may not love things that are too serious, but the finale blew me away! It was epic to watch and the perfect way to end it. I wish the Kirby games would reference this anime more or even bring a couple of the characters in it back!

    "Titanica, your such a dunce! There are animes that are like the dumb cartoons you watch!" I hear your fingers slamming on the keyboard.

    Well, the truth is, I haven't really watch much anime. I tried going on Crunchyroll to find something I liked, but none really fit me. Maybe I haven't searched how enough. That's why I am making this blog. Does anyone know an anime similar to Kirby: Right Back at Ya? If so, please let me know! I'd love to see it!
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    Titanica Just recently have I gotten myself into Tetris and now I am hooked to something else.

    I just got Kirby Star Allies and I have fallen in love! Kirby is now number one on my priority list and I am rewatching the anime and replaying all the games!

    If you have no idea what I'm talking about, let me explain. My profile picture was made in Garry's Mod and it is always changing. On the left is Mario, because I will always have a special place in my heart for him. On the right is a character that represents what I am addicted to at the moment. I previously had a bunch of tetriminos there to represent my new love for Tetris, but Kirby sucked them all up and has taken my love!

    So, after Kirby has finished inhaling my time, what game will I fall in love next. Will I ever get to try Paper Mario and the Thousand Year Door? Will I revisit one of the games I've loved previously? Will I quit video games entirely? Who knows!? Find out on the next (probably not but soon) blog on Titanica's (Master of Shitposting)'s Blog!
    Titanica So I tend to talk about real life issues and make stupid stories in my blogs. Only once have a actually used a blog to talk about a real occasion and that wasn't even real, it happened in Splatoon! So this time, I'm going to talk about something that INFURIATES ME and this story is completely true.

    So yesterday (at the time of me typing this), I went to get a haircut. The line was extremely long, so I decided to kill some time while waiting by getting out my Switch and playing some Puyo Puyo Tetris.

    As I was playing, a kid walked up to me and said, "So you're a gamer too?"

    I was shocked by how unexpected it was, but I replied, "Uh, yeah? I mean, I've been playing video games for a long time."

    "What are you playing now? Is that like a 2D Minecraft?" he asked as he glanced at my Switch.

    "Uh, no. It's this action-puzzle game called Puyo Puyo Tetris. It's a crossover between Puyo Puyo, which I've doubt you've heard of, and Tetris. I'm sure you know what Tetris is, right?"

    "Never heard of either. Sounds boring though. Puzzles games suck!"

    That was the moment where I got extremely ticked off. How the f*** could this kid call himself a "Gamer" when he hasn't even heard of Tetris. Then he has the AUDACITY to say that the game sucks when it's a puzzle game. He's doing so many things that upset me. He's judging a game hasn't heard of (even though anyone who calls themself a Gamer should've as least heard MENTIONED) by associating it with other puzzle games. Unfortunately, I did let my anger take control of me.

    "How could you possibly call yourself a gamer when you haven't even heard of Tetris?" I asked.

    "
    Liking old, obscure games is not cool, dude! They're outdated and have bad graphics and are BORING!" he retorted.

    I was infuriated. Enraged. I will filled with rage.

    "There is so much wrong with what your saying, kid. First of all, retro games are what got video games to be as awesome as they are today. Second, graphics don't make a game much better. If you're playing video games for the graphics, you may as well stare at a painting or go watch a 4k video on youtube. Third, the older games are not boring. I doubt you've even touched a game that was made in the 80's and 90's. Super Mario Bros, Contra, The Legend of Zelda, Pac-Man, Half Life, and Tetris are ANYTHING but boring. They're classics, and if you think that you're logic is great logic to judge a video game, you shouldn't even consider yourself a gamer." I said.

    The kid was shocked and backed away.

    Hopefully I taught him a lesson. I may have gone a bit too far, but I couldn't help it. And this isn't even the first time this has happend. I hear children mocking Nintendo for how the Nintendo Switch does not have 4k graphics, or that Mario is for babies. It infuriates me and I can only hope that the term, "Gamer" does not refer to these idiotic losers.

    Don't take this too seriously, my blogs are usually over the top and meant to be taken with a grain of salt.
    Titanica So my last blog got some negative reception, and I will admit that I was thinking more about myself than what I was writing. So today, I will be making a sequel to my most liked blog, "Ant Lives Matter."

    Ant Lives definitely matter, and I have brought light and love into their small lives, but now that my work there is finished, I need to give my love to another. That is why Titanica (Master of Shitposting) is here to say...Plant Lives Matter.

    "Titanica?! Are you insane?! First you make a blog about Ant Lives and now PLANTS?! Blogs are meant to be used for venting and getting your feelings out, not protests for shitposting and discrimination," I hear your fingers typing. Well first of all, listen to my reasoning about how Plant Lives Matter. Second, how often do you actually see people venting on a blog on GBAtemp? Yeah, that's what I thought.

    Plants are the backbone to all living creatures. Sure, water and the sun are essentials too, but they're almost completely useless without plants. Plants produce fresh and clean oxygen for animals. They take in Co2 (which we breath out) and use it to make food (along with sunlight and water). As we become more and more sucked up into technology, more and more smoke is produced. We're most likely going to die out, but plants are slowing down the process!

    So plants give us free oxygen for our nasty Co2. Sounds like a Win-Win to me! But it doesn't stop there. Some creatures NEED plants to survive, such as bees! Some eat the plants as a part of their healthy diet. Some plants even grow foods that WE eat! Say bye-bye to all the precious fruits and veggies you love so much as plants die out!

    "But Titanica!" I hear you screaming into your monitor. "How are plants dying out, you faggot?! There are trillions of them growing right now! Farmers and Gardeners and Scientists grow them all the time too!"

    Well, my angry reader, plants are dying the same way ants are! We BUILD OVER THEIR HOMES! We take the land and build our silly houses on top of them and get rid of all life except ourselves!

    "Plants can still grow! We need room to survive and so do all the other animals," I hear you talk back.

    Well, all the other animals are able to coexist with the plants and use them as allies or homes! Humans on the other hand? Nope! Kill them all! Let's grow some artificial grass so it looks natural!

    As the human population grows more and more, the amount of land available shrinks and shrinks. Eventually, we'll have to take all the homes of the animals that many are desperate to protect for our own needs, unless we wish to live outside.

    This brings me to my final point. I don't understand why there are so many people who want to protect the animals and go "vegan" when they are ignoring my points. Plants matter just as much, if not, even more than animals! They live too, and are essential to all of the living creatures (well almost) to survive! We need them and must treat them with respect. They not only keep us and everyone else alive, but they help make this planet look and feel beautiful and are wonderful organisms. So next time you are outdoors or going somewhere, stop to smell the roses!

    Don't take this blog too seriously, it's not meant for serious debate and should be taken with a grain of salt. Thanks for reading!
    Titanica When people don't read my blogs!

    I released a blog that I am extremely proud of. It's called, How to NOT be a Normie. It took a lot of time to create, and I was sure that people were going to enjoy it. Instead, not a single person replied or liked it. Instead, it was overshadowed by the crappy blogs and shittyshitposts. I put so much care and love into my blogs and to see it all go to waste and fall to a blogs typed in 2 seconds, it hurts. Ex: Compare this blog to my other ones: https://gbatemp.net/entry/smok-wed-evri-dey.14392/

    I see this with other bloggers too! People just ignore the well written and awesome blogs to get the ones with the most [memes].

    You know what, I guess I should try what everyone is doing. Here's my latest blog: HywWhy log@m paaul is gr9

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    Perfect! Now I will get tons of great feedback and dank memes! I am so talented!
    Titanica PLEASE READ BEFORE REPLYING

    Hello, Titanica (Master of Shitposting) here. Today, I will be guiding you on how to NOT be a Normie.

    Now before we talk about being an "Anti-Normie", we need to know what a Normie is. If you do not know what a "Normie" is, then you're most likely one. However, that may not be true. You may be an "Outsider" in your heart. Or, you may not care much about terms like this. Whatever your situation is, we need to figure out if you are a normie.

    A normie is someone who likes their information "spoon fed" to them, and they try to fit in with everyone else. They may often uses "memes" (if you don't know what a meme is, you really shouldn't be on the site and instead should be researching this stuff) the are stale/old. Being a normie is not a bad thing. It's completely Normal! Normies usually do these things:

    1. Fit in with the crowd, have the same public opinion as everyone else, cast out anyone with different opinions or interests.
    2. Find a meme that everyone else is using and use it as well.
    3. Go with the trends.
    4. Call other people Normies.

    Now, before I continue on, let me discuss that last one. If you call someone else a normie with no evidence at all, you most likely are one. Being a normie may put a negative reputation on you, so you may be desperate to throw that name onto someone else. This will make your situation worse. If you call someone a normie after seeing them you stale memes and disagreeing with your interests or opinions because it's not the same opinion as someone else, then they're most likely a normie. I don't consider myself a normie for saying "you most likely are a normie" earlier, because I'm using facts to state whether you are one or not.

    Some people a normies by heart, and there really isn't anything you can do about it. However, if you're strong enough, you may be able to live more freely and be less caring about everyone else. You may become an outsider!

    An Outsider is someone who sticks out from the crowd and has their own ways of living. They may do things that may seem "strange" to normies, but they live more freely than normies and don't give 2 f***s about what everyone else thinks. They stick with their opinion and stick to memes that haven't been used by normies.

    Now, if you're a normie but wish to change your ways, try doing the following:

    1. Don't call someone a normie unless it is completely necessary.
    2. Ignore the trends and enjoy what YOU enjoy
    3. Treat other opinions with respect, no matter has messed up they are.
    4. Don't blast memes in school. Just don't.
    5. Respect yourself as much as you respect others.
    6. Don't worry about what other people think!

    If you are an Outsider, then welcome! If you are a normie, that's ok. Just try to change your ways. You don't need to be popular to be awesome.
    Titanica "This Way," I screamed to one of my comrades, Mushroomy.

    Mushroomy turned his head. He was covered in enemy ink. I could see the desperation in his face.

    He came swimming towards me and hid behind the wall with me.

    "They have taken the middle...," Mushroomy panted.

    "No...I thought we had this match in the bag!" I gasped.

    Mushroomy set down his Dynamo Roller and said to me, "We have one minute left on the clock. We might as well give up now before we get ourselves splatted..."

    I was in disbelief. How could Mushroomy say this to me?! He has splatted so many people and is one of my fiercest teammates, how could he give up on us?! We've won on Moray Towers before, how could this be any different?

    Shocked, I yelled at him, "We can't surrender! We must fight to the-"

    I didn't get to finish my sentence because one of our enemies (who holding a .52 Gal Deco) spotted up behind the wall and came swimming to us.

    "Mushroomy! We need to move! An enemy is coming to splat us!" I screamed.

    It was too late though. The enemy appeared out of the orange ink and shot 2 globs of ink at Mushroomy.

    "Agh!!"

    I heard Mushroomy cry in agony. It was the worst sound any squid could hear, and I couldn't stand hearing the pain.

    As soon as the second glob of ink hit, my dear friend exploded and his ghost flew up into the air.

    Suddenly, so many emotions rushed into my system. Qualms. Rage. Hatred. Depression. My closest ally has been splatted in front of my own eyes.

    The enemy looked at me and began to laugh. I realized I had dropped my Blaster and that my face was red.

    From that day forward, I would have an extreme hatred for anyone related to that team. I would brutally murder them the second I got. I will make them PAY for destroying the only person that gave me hope.

    Or...not.

    The enemy splatted me as well with his weapon and I was left watching him squidbag me.

    The End.

    (True story)
    Titanica If you have been paying attention to my profile picture/avatar, you know that there has always been an Inkling next to Mario. Well now, Splatoon is the new old. Ever since I got my hands on Puyo Puyo Tetris, my interest for the blocky puzzle game has increased. I cannot stop playing it and Splatoon is now my new Rhythm Heaven (I was addicted to the Rhythm Heaven franchise for a while until I gave it a rest). The tetriminoes have crushed the Inkling and are now setting the way to...I dunno, fun!

    Who knows what I will get addicted to next? Will it be back to Splatoon? Will I finally get the time to start playing Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door? Will I just throw out video games completely and playing Monopoly? Who knows?! Find out on the next (probably not next but soon) entry of: Titanica's Blog!
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    Titanica [Please read my first blog entry before reading this one]


    And over...And Over...

    Until something pops up.


    SciresM has announced CFW THIS SUMMER!

    YES! MY WAITING PAID OFF!

    The road is not much longer, the light is-

    Wait...

    "Further News Updates will be blocked until you Update"

    No!!

    My struggle to not update was evolving into a desperation. How can I NOT download Eshop games, or play online, or do ANYTHING?!

    I swallow another Sweaty Icebreaker and start a cry.

    A cry for help..


    This blog is meant to be a joke. It is mocking people who have no patience for Switchbrew.
    Titanica Hello there! Are you sick of being a respected and intelligent person? Are you tired of people liking and trying to chat to you? Are you an idiot? Well, I (the master of shitposting) have GREAT news for you! My excellent and detailed guide will teach you how to be as Mature as a Seventh Grader in no time! If you still aren't immature yet, just look at my posts! (I really am as mature as a Seventh Grader)

    Step 1. Be a normie.

    Trying to be yourself and have your own opinions is STUPID! Instead, you should jump on the hype train and use any memes that are trending. To really be an immature brat, you must learn how to change your opinion to the same one everyone else has. If anyone disagrees with you, call them a faggot and bully them to make yourself look cool.

    Step 2. Be a pain in the a**.

    Don't try to be an understanding or selfless being. Instead, try to be selfish and greedy. When having a conversation, constantly interrupt and yell at the person you are talking to. This will really show the immaturity and make people annoyed with you.

    Step 3. Make relationships and then destroy them.

    Middle School relationships never work. So make them! Get a date, make a good friend, do all that crap. Then shred it to pieces by creating drama! Blame the other person! It's fun to watch! It's like watching an episode of Survivor, except it's pointless and more stupid!

    Step 4. Judge a book by its cover.

    "Video games are good when their graphics are good!"
    "That movie trailer sucks, so the movie must suck"
    "That guy is ugly. He's a terrible person."
    "That cover has nothing interesting on it. Book must be awful!"
    These quotes should be normal statements you should be making. It shows how stupid and idiotic you are and makes you VERY unlikable.

    Step 5. Ignore the rules.

    When you're visiting a new website, don't bother to read the damn rules! Do what you please! For example on GBAtemp, you should necrobump, spam, repost, and advertise to really fulfill your mission to becoming as Mature as a Seventh Grader.

    Step 6. Whine about EVERYTHING!

    There's World Hunger? Net Neutrality is getting repealed? Global Warming is setting in? Well, instead of trying to help fix those problems, just whine about it! Do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to get the most out of your whine! You'll seem very immature within seconds, GUARANTEED!

    Step 7. Live in the present.

    Don't think about the future! Planning ahead is for NERDS! Throw a party at your house and get in trouble tommorow! Rob a bank, it's fun while you're doing it! Do a school shooting to get famous! Try doi-

    Uh oh. Someone is knocking on my door.

    Crap. It's the police! I'll see you guys lat





    This is supposed to be a joke, just like all my other blogs. Please don't take it seriously.
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    Titanica The world is not a perfect place. Problems are everywhere. One of these problems include discrimination. I see people protesting against sexism, racism, and other terrible ways of discluding everyone. There is one thing I don't see protected. That is why I'm here to say...Ant Lives Matter.

    Humans are incredible. They are at the top of the food web, they have extreme intelligence (well, not everyone. But still!), and have wonderful bodies. Every animal is forced to take the spots on the Food Web below them. Near the very bottom, is ants.

    Ants are tiny (in comparison to humans and other creatures), hard working insects that have been around for quite a while. They can lift up objects that are heavier than their own body weight (though that isn't much) and can build massive (in comparison to them) structures for home. They work together as a civilization to survive and sometimes go at war.

    Now, tell me if that reminds you of another species. That's right, Humans, the (supposedly) greatest species ever created, are not very different from ants. It's a crazy claim. They both have their differences of course, but they are similar overall.

    There is one thing that keeps ants from being the #1 creature. Their size. If ants were the size of a human, they would not only wipe out every species, but take over the world. Luckily for us, they're not.

    So now that I've got the comparison out of the way, what does this have to do with the title of this blog? Well, ants are abused. Every. Single. DAY.

    "But Titanica! They don't get abused! It's part of the circle of life!" I hear you say.

    Sure, it is the circle of life. But the thing is, we BREAK the circle of life. We've destroyed Mother Nature already. Our buildings, guns, drugs, everything! We're still beating her with Global Warming and other things! That isn't the topic, but we humans know better. We're bigger than life itself. We can change the Food Web! So tell me why, ants are getting abused, by US!

    "What are ya talking about you dunce?" I hear you shout?

    Well, we hurt ants in many ways. We step on them with our feet. We destroy their homes and build over them. We eat them (this only applies to some countries). We cage them (search up Ant Farm on YouTube for proof). We taunt them. It's time to end this.

    Ants don't do much to us. Sure, they may steal our food. But one ant only needs a tiny amount of an apple that we eat to fill its stomach. They can come in our homes, but that's because they think that the homes are open to entry. And don't dare to say that that's wrong, because we've DESTROYED their environment for our stinkin' homes. They are smaller versions of US! (Except they're much more hard working than us).

    So please, next time you see a bunch of ants huddled in their home, don't smash it or spit in it or anything. Put yourself in their shoes (or bodies I guess).

    Thanks for reading!

    Don't take this too seriously. My blogs are just fun and games usually.
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    Titanica Psst! Hey! You! Welcome! You've discovered my idiotic and stupid blog!

    ....

    This is boring. Hm...hey. I guess since you stumbled across here, I guess I may let you in on my...Secret Plan. Don't tell anyone. If you do, I will find you. I will kill you. I will take your organs, burn them, eat the ashes, poop them out, and throw them down the drain.

    Oh right! My Plan. So, my plan begins with likes. I will go to every thread and make a likable reply. Once my fellow tempers see this reply, they will like it. Then my like count will increase B-)

    "That's cool and all, but what's the point of doing this?" I can hear you ask.

    SHUT UP I WILL GET TO THAT!

    Once my like count increases, I will become more....likable. The more likable I get, the more support I will earn from my fellow Tempers. As the support grows and grows, I will become the most LIKABLE person on GBAtemp. Once I am the most LIKABLE person on GBAtemp, I will begin the process, of OVERTHROWING EVERYONE!

    I will begin to surpass the ranks of everyone. Eventually, I will TAKE OVER GBAtemp using my likableness. I will become the new dictator. I WILL OVERTHROW EVERY SINGLE ADMIN, MODERATOR, SUPERVISOR, AND PATREON THERE IS ON THIS CURSED SITE!

    Once my plan is complete, GBAtemp will have become...mine. :toot:

    Except that's not my entire plan. That's only the beginning. Next, I will begin the process, of taking over...the Internet.

    I will become more and MORE likable, until I start my own company: Titanica Inc..

    This company will SURPASS Google and will take over the Internet.

    Muwahaha! But my plan isn't over yet.

    Once the Internet is mine, I will begin the process, of taking over.... THE WORLD!

    I WILL SMASH EVERY SINGLE GAMING COMPANY! :hateit::hateit::nayps3::gun:

    I WILL OVERTHROW THE PRESIDENT! :grog:

    I WILL BEGIN WWIII AND REIN SUPREME! EVERY SINGLE PERSON WILL BOW :bow: TO ME AND I WILL BECOME....THE MOST LIKABLE PERSON IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!

    *Ahem*

    Sorry. I was a bit loud there. Anyway, thanks for reading. If I see you once again...maybe....I'll give you mercy and let you live a life of luxury...


    Or maybe not.

    This is a joke, please don't take my blogs seriously. Thank you!
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    Titanica Everyday is a torment. My Switch sits next to me, covered in sweat and tears. My black somber desk is filled with Skittles, Pirate's Booty, Sweaty Icebreakers, and more. I drag myself out of my chair to mark my calendar.

    "Day 75," I said hoplessly. "I just..want..to...UPDATE!"

    75 days waiting for 4.1 Homebrew and CFW. Everyday I would wake up regretting the day I updated. Why didn't I just stick to 1.00!? WHY?!

    I fall onto my chair and enter GBATemp. My home. I move my cursor to "Nintendo Switch" and click "Hacking and Homebrew." Then I refresh the page. And again. And again. Over and over until I see those glorious words. 4. 1. Homebrew.

    I tell myself, "Don't update! It's not worth it! Homebrew is just around the corner! You've come this far, it's not time to give up! NOT NOW!"

    I reply to myself, "I need to update. Blocking updates is taking a toll. I want Kirby. I want Splatoon. I want new icons. I want...freedom."

    I hold myself back as I continue to refresh.

    I haven't talked to my family for 75 days. I haven't gone outside. I haven't eaten anything but candy and pizza. I was gaining weight rapidly. I was feeling depressed everyday and it kept getting worse.

    "The ReSwitched Team and TX are working hard! Don't get impatient on them! Be thankful that they are developing such great software!"

    "Urgh.."

    I refresh the page once again. and again. And again..and again...and again...and again...an....