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    Eix so last week i randomly dissapeared
    thats cuz i was in the er for a day and they think i may have a brain tumor
    and i was pukeing my ass off for 3 days
    then i just never got around to checking gbatemp
    i was still pretty active on twitter and discord though
    im not gonna be online much for the next week cuz my sister has more brain surgery (i think this is her 8th time in) and i have to drive her to orlando for it since my stepdad has work my brother/sister is too much of a pansy and my mom hurt her foot
    also they place were going to be staying at has crap wifi and im down to 70mb of data left cuz of fucking ads killing my data

    but my week hasnt been all shit
    i finally got around to making a account on curious cat
    so check it out and ask me some shitty questions if you want
    Eix So i used to have 2 stalkers
    1 lost intrest in me which i good
    But the other still likes me

    I dont like her for alot of reasons

    1 shes stalking me
    it was cute at first is getting old

    2 ive identified her as a undere
    I dont like underes too much
    They can get pretty clingy

    3 she still thinks ugandan knuckles is funny
    I dont need to explain that

    4 she likes anime but doesnt know who any of my waifus are
    She doesnt even know who Megumin is…

    5 she doesnt like snuggles

    6 shes weird
    When she follows me around i get alot of weird looks and too much attention

    7 shes a naruto weeb
    naruto has become cancer to me because of the large amount of hentai "games"

    8 she is not a sadist

    9 she doesnt like to fucking snuggle

    10 she cant tell the difference between hentai and manga

    11 no fucking snuggles

    I wish i knew how i got the other to lose intrest in me
    Eix So my sister is a freshmen at my highschool
    Shes a hormonal bitch
    But shes been getting me involved in her drama

    Last night the school bitch (who hates me cuz im related to her) sent people to my house

    I heard something moving outside my window so i peeked over the curtains
    And a guy from my school was standing there trying to open it
    I grabbed my axe handle that the axe head fell off of and took the saw off it and put the rusty saw on
    I went to the otherside of the house and opened a window then snuck around the house
    I went and confronted him
    He freaked out because out of nowhere the guy he thought was a girl and everyone says is probably gonna be a school shooter comes running at him with a rusty saw on tge end of a axe handle
    He ran and dropped his phone
    And im sick of this shit so i put it in a plastic bag filled with water and brought it to school with me
    I walked into the cafeteria and dropped it on his lap and left
    Hopefully he wont be coming back

    Im now extremely glad im leaving florida
    Fuck my school
    Fuck my state
    Fuck the school bitch
    And fuck my sister
    Eix Want proof?
    Well flat earth fags believe australia doesnt exist
    and i can prove it does
    Just check the geotag on this picture of my shoe tmp_20783-IMAG02651284172642.jpg

    They also believe gravety is a illusion and our planet is moving up in a way that creates the illusion of gravety
    But if gravety didnt exist then there would be no up or down since those rely on gravety

    Need more proof?
    The believe that you cant fall off because it teliports you to the other side like in pacman
    But ive never seen a pacman machine with a flat screen
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    Eix 20-30 years is too much gay
    Eix One of my fellow weebs is in danger
    he's a naruto weeb so rip that
    But he's one of my fellow weebs regardless

    I was walking around school track looking for anything interesting
    And I look to me left and notice one of my fellow weebs collapse on the ground and start screaming

    idk what happened but I know it cant be a heat stroke
    It was hot out but it seemed far from a heat stroke
    I've had several severe heat strokes and I've never been able to scream during them
    The only things I can think of tgat could've happened are a panic attack, apendex issue, or a hit to the liver

    he's currently being taken to the hospital
    And nobody know what happened to him yet
    Eix I don't like the unskipable video that plays when you restore a vita
    So I decided to do something about it

    I made a homebrew
    That replaces guidemovie.mp4 with the emoji movie
    Then sets the welcome video to of not played yet
    Flashes the mbr with a non ensō file
    Then reboots

    I'm currently waiting for the emoji movie to finish
    You can't skip it
    can't lower brightness
    can't lower volume
    Only wait

    Does this count as malware?
    Eix I haven't posted any art here for awhile
    Mostly cuz most of it is nsfw
    And I'm lazy
    But I finally finished this!
    Iris Heart~
    It took me 2 days longer than I wanted because when I saved it I used .gif to preserve layers
    And that destroyed my already bad shading
    So I opened the half done .jpg that had shading intact an had to redraw alot of her
    But i finally finished!
    And now I'm gonna go back to randomly drawing hentai
    Eix so we all know people die
    and some of us know that the reason why is because we evolved upsidedown which causes our dna to destroy itself
    and even less of us know that life is just an illusion

    so if you have existential dread issues like me, click away now, this is your last warning
    so when we die we are not actually dead yet
    hospitals define death as when the heart stops beating
    but thats pretty stupid because the body is still alive and the brain is still working for a bit
    so you are actually able to see and hear when the doctor announces you died

    but life is not actually real
    we are all just super complex chemical reactions
    that means that out consciousness (bottom front of brain if your wondering) is all chemical reactions
    once those reactions stop you pretty much stop
    your no longer a living being
    you may be made of organic matter
    but there is now no proof that you were ever alive

    when you die
    the entire universe ceases to exist from your perspective
    and so do you
    the universe doesnt exist anymore
    no afterlife either
    just an empty void
    no color
    not even black
    you nolonger have a body because it doesnt exist anymore
    you have no memories or basic knowledge
    because it was all in your head
    and you dont have your head
    you are unable to think or observe anything
    you do not even know you exist
    there is no way for you to know anything
    you have no senses
    no feelings
    no sense of time

    there will be no reincarnations
    because nothing exists
    you have no second chance because the universe does not exist

    but there are some secrets about death that i know
    i will not share them though because they are worse than existantial dread

    but what you have read is why you should fear death
    there are no snuggles or waifus after you die
    there is no hentai either
    once you die there is no purpose in existing anymore
    but when you die
    you stop existing
    and if our language had a way to explain what i want to say
    i would release my other secrets

    we need to figure out how to obtain immortality
    we cannot allow the universe to cease to exist
    not while waifus and snuggles still exist

    we need to become one with the crab
    we must be the crab

    if i were not afraid of needles and were not even remotely sane i would be injecting crab blood and cells into my body
    but i know that wouldnt work
    and i know that i wouldnt be able to do it
    it is impossible to make me willingly or unwillingly stick a needle into my body
    even if you were to kill all my waifus and the only way to bring them back was to stick a needle into my body i could not do it
    Eix So back in the Vietnam war (I was obviously not alive) America was being stupid
    My grandpa was drafted and that has caused way more harm than good (ill make another entry about that later)
    But there was a black guy
    I have no idea how to spell his name
    But he got drafted too
    He was one of the soldiers who were on the ground
    He had to live off the land while in war
    And America decided to be an Eix
    And used agent orange which also caused way more harm than good (will talk about that later too)
    So we used alot of AO
    So soldiers on the ground were basically living in it
    It contaminated water food air and basically everything
    So the witch doctor was exposed to ALOT of AO during the war
    And on top of that he was exposed to mid-war Vietnam

    He was exposed to alot of traps that he managed to not be caught in
    He was also exposed to what i call huts
    Huts are basically poorly built houses that look like a poor farmers hut
    But inside is not a home
    there's 1 or more of 5 things inside
    1 pitfalls with sharpened and poisoned bamboo spikes at the bottom insuring a slow and painful death
    2 mutilated children hanging from the walls
    3 a soldier waiting inside with a weapon
    4 a pile of dead allies
    5 nothing

    AO has really fucked with him
    he's lost his legs to it and is currently fighting a losing battle against multiple cancers
    And the huts have given him ptsd

    he's the witch doctor because even though he's not a doctor he is great at being one
    He has all these alternative methods that actually work
    he's also prevented people from needing surgery by somehow fixing problems from the outside

    He will probably die in a few years but I felt like writing about him
    Eix I found a stick
    But its not just any stick

    Just look at it
    It looks like a spikey tentacle
    I don't know why but I have a strange urge to preserve the stick tmp_730-IMAG01881431758856.jpg
    Eix so after the dog broke my drawing tablet and i managed to somehow get it refunded and a new one sent to me without having to send the broken one in i wanted to draw
    and what better to spend your free time doing than drawing hentai of one of your favorite OCs?
    so i drew Wolf nude :3
    uncensored is on my twitter and discord
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    Eix so ive been makeing very accurate predictions recently
    ive predicted the month 3.67 came for the vita 4 MONTHS in advance
    predicted the nintendo labo 2 MONTHS in advance
    predicted smash for nintendo switch 2 MONTHS in advance
    predicted the release date for smash on the switch ? months in advance
    predicted a joycon slot exploit for the switch 3? MONTHS in advance
    predicted my death 75 YEARS in advance (still pending)
    predicted 3.68 for the vita 1 month in advance but was 2 months off
    im afraid the companies may catch on and want to silence me...
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    Eix in the neptunia games theres alot of mandatory deaths
    in rebirth 3 if you beat everyone but leave 1 enemy at low health the run out of sp
    you cannot do anything
    and they will just follow you around and not attack
    you cant do shit at that point so you end up softlocking the game
    i have accidentally softlocked it 8 times now
    also a few others in rebirth 3 but they are all boring
    but even if you do win it continues as if you lost
    no hidden dialogue for winning the mandatory death battles :/

    but in rebirth 1
    while getting the 4th key fragment you goto a weapons expo
    then you get forced to fight some robots
    after you kill the first one you are given a mandatory death
    you can do 0 damage to it and it instakills usually
    after it burned through 5/6 of my units it suddenly broke
    2 hours later im up around 1000 hits for my combo and 0 damage
    theboss is still sitting in place not attacking
    then i figured out that if i get a guard break then my guard breaking attacks are able to deal damage
    i have a 30%? chance to hit so i just spammed attacks until its guard got low
    then i would do a basic attack then defend until i got a guard break so i would have 3 attacks that can deal damage and a level 2 exe drive so i could get an additional 3 attacks
    and on the next turn even though the guard bar restores i can still do one more breaking attack to deal damage before it restores its guard
    i would get around 8000 damage in for every guard break
    so i spent 4more hours on it
    ~7000 hits and ~240000 damage later and its almost dead
    its health bar is down to 1/5
    so i do another attack
    then it suddenly stops being broken and one hit kills MAGES. after i spent 6 hours on it
    it even one hit killed my broken Plutia

    after ilost it weakens the boss then has me fightit again
    then the next boss later on
    i dont think your even supposed to be able to attack in it
    enemy attacks first
    12570(kill) 32056(not kill) 9999(kill)
    0(dead) 12200(notkill) 0(dead)
    now Plutia is barely alive so i heal her then attack
    repeat that for an hour (i broke all of Plutias stats while finding stat offsets and decided togowith it)
    i win the battle
    Plutia gains 8 levels
    story continues andacts like i lost the battle

    rebirth 2
    first battle
    *Nepgear does 9999 damage*
    i cant even dent its armor!
    *game goes on with story*

    wtf was that?

    developers should add hidden content for managing to do things that are scriptedto go a certain way
    or some nice Plutia fanservice :3
    Eix for a few years I've been putting on a fake smile and acting happy
    even tried to hide it online too
    but last night I got in an argument with my mom
    I was arguing for ~15 mins before I was told to just kill myself and that she wished she wore a condom
    I think it only got to that point because she was drunk
    she doesn't get drunk alot so im not used to it
    but after that I finally broke
    the only members of my family that have not told me to kill myself im not allowed to see
    my mom hates my dad and uncle
    and she refuses to let me see them
    but sometimes im able to convince her to let my see my dad
    alot of my irl friends use me and have told me to kill myself aswell
    and most of myschool sees me as a school shooter type or a terrorist
    the rest of my school either doesn't know who I am or are one of my closer friends
    guys in the hallways mistake me for a girl all the time, a few of them even grope me

    so I went on twitter and tweeted a bunch of stuff about suicide
    and said I would do it in the morning
    but then Burd jr (Burds first child) was killed by a snake and that pushed me further
    so I grabbed a pill bottle that I had filled with arbin I've harvested from rosary peas in my front yard
    it should've been way more than enough to kill me but it didn't
    and it turn out in large quantitys arbin can actually be digested
    so all it did was make me cough blood for a bit

    but I've been sitting here thinking about it
    and I realise how stupid I was being
    and now twitter wont let me verify that im human again because my new number is unsupported
    so now im unable to tell someone that im still alive and that im not going to try again

    this is the 3rd time I've tried
    the other 2 were back in middle school and my body wouldn't let me drown myself

    if anyone else has something happen that causes them to break and attempt suicide, don't
    its not worth it and its actually hard to do

    also, mods don't delete this and give me more warning points
    im not trying to post "Graphic/Vulgar content"