You do know that microwave causes cancer right? heres a trick to avoid this

[the_randomizer]

You know what also gives people cancer? Carcinogens. True story.

 

[Subtle Demise]

I think if you're predisposed to cancer you're going to get it no matter what you do. The causes of cancer change every week.

 

[EthanAddict]

I think you can use an incandescent light bulb to see if your microwave is giving you cancer. I also think the test OP was thinking of involves a small laptop in an unplugged microwave, trying to connect to wi-fi, because of the 2.4 Ghz.

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