Vending machine (forum game)

[migles]

A bottle of D.E.E.T. goes in.

searching resulted in insect repellent so:

a billion spiders comes out of the machine running away into your face!

puts nintendo switch into machine, because the console belongs in the trash

 

[H1B1Esquire]

A Game$top employee comes out asking if you'd like to renew your Powerup Pro Rewards card because you'll get 100 reward points you can use to get raffle tickets and you might win a new Nintendo Switch so you can repeat the cycle once more.

An ass cheek implant goes in.

 

[Noctosphere]

A PSX waits five more console generations to come out.
A bottle of D.E.E.T. goes in.

A bottle of deer comes out

A n64 classic goes in

 

[H1B1Esquire]

An old scalper dude takes it before it comes out.
A log of pepper and garlic cheese goes in.