Don't forget the unforgettable Let's Dance games.
YES THANK GOD WE STILL HAVE LET'S DANCE!!!
...
wwwwwhhyyyyyy, God. Why?
Ahem...in all seriousness: this was to be expected at some point. ZombiU didn't made them a profit (which is a shame, if you ask me...I stick to my opinion of it being a great game), and from then on, it all went downhill. Must've been some fun board meetings going on early this year...
Ubisoft: damn you, guys! Our game isn't selling and I'm blaming you guys. You promised us you were going to promote the console as also for a mature audience, but all I see is confusion about that stupid name and commercials that only add to that confusion.
Nintendo: hey! we gave you your console edition. With a pro controller even, despite the fact that the game doesn't use it. It's not our fault that our brand attract only parents who want to entertain their children. Besides...didn't you cover that angle as well?
ubisoft: well...we tried. But instead of your shape, they bought wii fit u. And instead of Rabids land, they went with nintendo land. It's as if "a certain company" doesn't want us to compete on their platform.
*eyeballs suspiciously*
Nintendo: nonsense. You could also delay those products to a later date. Like that rayman legends game...it's not our fault people won't buy that AND nsmbu, right?
Ubisoft: grmbl...about that. What's this rumour we hear about you releasing a DLC that pretty much doubles the amount of levels?
Nintendo: how do you know...eeeerm...I mean...we
might do something like that, yes.
Ubisoft: that's it! We're delaying Rayman!
Nintendo: again?
Ubisoft: again! And we're selling it to your competition.
Nintendo:
*quizzical* So...how is
that going to make a profit for you?
Ubisoft: I don't know. But it somehow damn better do it. Or we'll delay watch_dogs as well while we're at it! Our programmers say your device is harder to program for anyway so it's not even a complete lie.
Nintendo:
*stands up, in an angry tone of voice* You wouldn't DARE...
Ubisoft: