The Epic of GBATemp, Book I

[APartOfMe]

and...

the story ended

 

[Deleted User]

the story ended

Except that the combination of rap music and Linkin Park created a separate universe where everyone lived. Here, people, freed from the agony of the torturous music, began to...

 

[Noctosphere]

Except that the combination of rap music and Linkin Park created a separate universe where everyone lived. Here, people, freed from the agony of the torturous music, began to...

suicide of hapiness

 

[drenal]

and...

And then edgy emo zombies came and started fighting the few people who haven't turned into edgy emos. Then...

 

[Deleted User]

And then edgy emo zombies came and started fighting the few people who haven't turned into edgy emos. Then...

...began the Great Emo War. Both sides suffered terrible losses, particularly the emo zombie side due to their penchant for cutting themselves. In the end...

 

[drenal]

...began the Great Emo War. Both sides suffered terrible losses, particularly the emo zombie side due to their penchant for cutting themselves. In the end...

The non-emo humans won thanks to...

 

[Noctosphere]

The non-emo humans won thanks to...

hitler and poutine

 

[drenal]

hitler and poutine

Hitler used the poutine to...

 

[Noctosphere]

Hitler used the poutine to...

eat emo and succ...

 

[ATofix]

eat emo and succ...

Popcycle sticks. Then he held his hand high and

 

[Enryx25]

Popcycle sticks. Then he held his hand high and

kissed him

 

[dAVID_]

kissed him

Then they all raided Valve headquarters in hope of Half-Life 3.

 

[Deleted User]

Then they all raided Valve headquarters in hope of Half-Life 3.

Valve didn't feel like it. Betrayed, the people of the world decided to...

 

[dAVID_]

Valve didn't feel like it. Betrayed, the people of the world decided to...

Hide laxants in one of Gabe's sandwiches

 

[Deleted User]

Hide laxants in one of Gabe's sandwiches

Unfortunately, this allowed Gabe to ascend to Godhood. With his newfound God powers, Gabe decided to crush EA. And the world cheered.

Then he decided to bring hat updates to all video games in the world. And then the world stopped cheering.

 

[dAVID_]

Unfortunately, this allowed Gabe to ascend to Godhood. With his newfound God powers, Gabe decided to crush EA. And the world cheered.

Then he decided to bring hat updates to all video games in the world. And then the world stopped cheering.

Then Battlefront 3 was released.

 

[rileysrjay]

Then Battlefront 3 was released.

Not only was battlefront 3 (original one that got cancelled, not one that EA is probably working on right now) released, but portal 3 was also released. The world rejoiced once again, until...

 

[dAVID_]

Not only was battlefront 3 (original one that got cancelled, not one that EA is probably working on right now) released, but portal 3 was also released. The world rejoiced once again, until...

Your mom joined valve, and censored every innapropiate word in valve games

 

[Deleted User]

Your mom joined valve, and censored every innapropiate word in valve games

But that was all for nought, because I released a mod that put every inappropriate word back in the game(s).

 

[Noctosphere]

and then, the monsters came out
GROOOUUNDEEERS