He was just a normal clown, with a normal job, in a normal town, until he got into the "pinkish-horse meat murders", uncooked Canadian dollar-hamburgers. Ronald met a girl and this is what happened:
The relationship blossomed through the ups and downs. All the smiles and frowns given by rubbery eggs and greasy hash-browns. Evidence over why the dollar menu was taken away and quickly replaced with a $1.19 menu to feed his habit for "beef"; eventually it caused a breakup between the two; it gave Ronald time to cleanup his dirty past, but it was fated not to last--and he didn't have a clue.
Without his cow-flavored crutch to lean on, without his cup of "coffee bean" mixed with a healthy "shot of cream on-the-side", without his questionably steady supply of "$1.00 McMuffins", a floppy "McRib", and waiting for fries flavored with "pumpkin"
, he slowly descended into madness, making Found Footage snuff films halfway around the earth, turning golden, happy times into tragic sadness where this insanity was birthed.
This is where we are today, trapped in his nightmare of never-going-to-decay
, we sit and wait as our health insurance unfurls. He counts his bucks while he gives no fucks--this is his Mcworld. Hot Wheels for boys and Barbies for girls. No helicopters or tanks allowed. You will take his order.
Original truths, original story, original characters--Do not steal©. All rights© and moon flights© reserved™ ©2017™. All taxes must be paid or face a slow death from High Fructose Corn Syrup©™; double taxes for a la carte™ ©services™. The ©McNugget© is actually Marijuana™ with a Cannabis blend©, consult your doctor before you take a piss test. Ronald McDonald© reserves the right to shit in your food and lie about it. No Canadian™ horses were harmed, other than those who were ground into meat for your consumption; eating horse doesn't make you weird, but different strokes© for different folks who may not watch Different Strokes™, but may still experience different strokes, heart problems, and diarrhea™ at the same time.
The relationship blossomed through the ups and downs. All the smiles and frowns given by rubbery eggs and greasy hash-browns. Evidence over why the dollar menu was taken away and quickly replaced with a $1.19 menu to feed his habit for "beef"; eventually it caused a breakup between the two; it gave Ronald time to cleanup his dirty past, but it was fated not to last--and he didn't have a clue.
Without his cow-flavored crutch to lean on, without his cup of "coffee bean" mixed with a healthy "shot of cream on-the-side", without his questionably steady supply of "$1.00 McMuffins", a floppy "McRib", and waiting for fries flavored with "pumpkin"
This is where we are today, trapped in his nightmare of never-going-to-decay
Original truths, original story, original characters--Do not steal©. All rights© and moon flights© reserved™ ©2017™. All taxes must be paid or face a slow death from High Fructose Corn Syrup©™; double taxes for a la carte™ ©services™. The ©McNugget© is actually Marijuana™ with a Cannabis blend©, consult your doctor before you take a piss test. Ronald McDonald© reserves the right to shit in your food and lie about it. No Canadian™ horses were harmed, other than those who were ground into meat for your consumption; eating horse doesn't make you weird, but different strokes© for different folks who may not watch Different Strokes™, but may still experience different strokes, heart problems, and diarrhea™ at the same time.
