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Go troll elsewhere.

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It sounds that way but I'm being 100% serious. I also read that someone else had this issue. Can't remember where.

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No I didn't. Jesus.

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Dude. You're trolling. You've been called out by numerous people for trolling. Stop trolling.


Goddamn guys. I'm being legit here.

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There must be another way it's connecting then. Because I have no open connections around me and it is not connected to my network.

So suddenly because I'm stating something you see as impossible, despite me having this happen before my own eyes, I'm lying then? No. I'm not.

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So instead of calling me a liar, let's try to find out whty ths is happening, yeah?
and you stop crying and be a man, if your system got update just get a second console.period
 

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and you stop crying and be a man, if your system got update just get a second console.period
Dude you can't even read can you? I did NOT accidentally update. I am NOT whining. I am FINE with what happened. I meant to update. I have more than one switch LIKE I SAID NUMEROUS TIMES IF YOU TAKE A SECOND TO READ. Stop being a troll. gtfo
 
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This should be bumped to Consoles, Accessories, & Hardware.

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Dude you can't even read can you? I did NOT accidentally update. I am NOT whining. I am FINE with what happened. I meant to update. I have more than one switch LIKE I SAID NUMEROUS TIMES IF YOU TAKE A SECOND TO READ. Stop being a troll. gtfo
Calm your tits man. Nintendo might have planned an update and set the Nag to start on a specific date. Who knows.
 

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This should be bumped to Consoles, Accessories, & Hardware.

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Calm your tits man. Nintendo might have planned an update and set the Nag to start on a specific date. Who knows.
I don't need to If p3ople are going to troll. After all, that's what trolls look for. And he is being an absolute moron
 

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he answered a lot of those questions before you asked them
I don't know what you mean, there are useful possibilities to be analysed that would come from all those never answered questions, like the Switch storing update info in the joycons, that shared with another Switch may get this notification, etc.
 

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I've had my hands full with real-life issues. I'm sorry I hadn't gotten to EVERY FUCKING GODDAMN POST. So sorry. Jesus Christ.

These little bits your picking out does NOT make it "suspicious" goddamn. The fucking pessimism and lack of trust here is ASTOUNDING.

Christ almighty, must this keep turning back into a FUCKING argument? Must it turn to people calling me a "troll" for stating something?

Instead of talking back, calling me a liar, being a total FUCKING ASSHOLE, try being kind and actually working with me to get to a goddamn conclusion Jesus FUCKING Christ, kids.
 

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What the actual hell do you expect us to do, magically fix your console from updating? Holy fucking hell, dude, calm down. Calling us names and throwing a tizzy fit won't fix this issue, will it? No.

Either update the damn thing by connecting to WiFi or don't.
 

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What the actual hell do you expect us to do, magically fix your console from updating? Holy fucking hell, dude, calm down. Calling us names and throwing a tizzy fit won't fix this issue, will it? No.

Either update the damn thing by connecting to WiFi or don't.
Clearly you haven't FUCKING read my thread. Don't be an asshole if you have no FUCKING clue as to what you're talking about. I'm calling people names because they're being assholes for absolutely no reason. I DON'T NEED A FIX FOR MY FUCKING CONSOLE. I'm just trying to GATHER INFORMATION AS TO WHY PEOPLE ARE EXPERIENCING THIS SO THAT WE CAN HAVE SOMETHING NEW TO UNDERSTAND ABOUT HOW THE SWITCH WORKS.

The only thing I'm whining and complaining about here are jerkoffs like you, not reading what I've said, and then calling me a troll for reporting something interesting. Goddamn, kid. Holy fuck.
 

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What the actual hell do you expect us to do, magically fix your console from updating? Holy fucking hell, dude, calm down. Calling us names and throwing a tizzy fit won't fix this issue, will it? No.

Either update the damn thing by connecting to WiFi or don't.
He's trying to figure out how it happened...
 
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