really gud haikus

[Deleted User]

share your amazing haikus here
i'll go first
I consumed a pair / of radioactive shorts / that tasted like dirt

 

[ElyosOfTheAbyss]

I found a little site
it was called GBATemp
Now it's full of noobs

 

[daxtsu]

New Pokémon game. / Noobs flooded all the forums. / We went to Bunker.

 

[Bubsy Bobcat]

Smea announces a new hack. / Noobs flood the Temp servers. / 504 Brickway timeout.

 

[VinsCool]

Sailing the great sea
Exploring far horizons
Becoming wiser

 

[GhostLatte]

Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense,
Refrigerator.

 

[VinsCool]

I figured thoughts
Foreshadowing in my mind
Obscure dream fragments

 

[CIAwesome526]

5 syllables here
And 7 syllables here
I don't write haikus.

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Roses are blue
Voilets are red
I have to go to the bathroom.

 

[VinsCool]

Went ahead the road
Felt the outsider's warm wind
From Another World

 

[CIAwesome526]

Roses are grey
Violets are grey
I'm color blind.

 

[VinsCool]

I have to help them
People that I love the best
Are my vocation

 

[Deleted User]

i once got in a / fistfight with an amoeba / the ameoba won

 

[VinsCool]

I want to hug that
Cute fluffy creature that
Is whishing real love

 

[CIAwesome526]

I want to hug that
Cute fluffy creature that
Is whishing real love

STOP SOUNDING POETIC.

 

[VinsCool]

STOP SOUNDING POETIC.

FUCK YOU

 

[CIAwesome526]

FUCK YOU

b-b-but... I love you.

 

[Deleted User]

vinny's haikus are / too poetic for / the edge of the forum

 

[VinsCool]

b-b-but... I love you.

Love really hurts me
You keep being mean and rude
This is a sad fact

 

[CIAwesome526]

Love really hurts me
You keep being mean and rude
This is a sad fact

Vinny thinks he is
Funnystory, a big jerk.
But that is not so.

 

[VinsCool]

I tried really hard
Somewhere, imagination
Forces me to cry.