Hardware PS Vita XL IS Real!

[McHaggis]

They have a span (outstretched thumb to little finger) of around 29-30 centimetres.

You know what they say about guys with big hands...

Spoiler

They wear big gloves

 

[Vengenceonu]

You know what they say about guys with big hands...

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They wear big gloves

They have Gigantism?

 

[Sakitoshi]

just when I was thinking that the regular Vita was the XL model...

The bigger the better, if you know what I mean.

you're talking about tv screens right??

Spoiler

I like small breasts more
and I don't care about that big black thing Narayan was talking

 

[The Catboy]

I couldn't even hold the normal one in my pocket comfortably!

...My pockets are mostly for show...

 

[Jayro]

Well if it keeps the same resolution like how the 3ds xl did with the 3ds, then the xl vita might as well be shit

The Vita's resolution is fine, cal those titties of yours.

 

[nryn99]

and I don't care about that big black thing Narayan was talking

what? why no love for huge psvita??

 

[Darkipod]

Must be a texas vita.

 

[Kouen Hasuki]

I can imagine Shuhei Yoshida going "Your move, Nintendo!"

 

[DaggerV]

Who's the dude in the picture?

 

[Alucard8000]

Nintendo: INTRODUCING THE 3DS XL, BIGGER SCREEN, BIGGER SCREEN AND BIGGER SCREEN! WOO! NO CHARGER INCLUDED

Sony: TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME!
*later that year*

Sony: INTRODUCING THE VITA XL, IT WAS MEANT TO BE A PLASMA TV BUT HEY, ANYTHING GOES AMAIRIGHT?

Titan: Thats my Vita!

 

[S0NlC1]

Haha, awesome. Does this model have a higher resolution ?

 

[EzekielRage]

 

[BORTZ]

Isnt that just the regular Vita?

 

[Veho]

I want that Vita. Gimme.

They have a span (outstretched thumb to little finger) of around 29-30 centimetres.

How tall are you, you shovel-fisted freak?
Do you play the piano?

The bigger the better, if you know what I mean.

Only up to a point. Beyond a certain size it's too big and doesn't fit.

Spoiler

Into your pocket.

Isnt that just the regular Vita?

Yes. The guy is just very tiny.

 

[BORTZ]

Veho, you slay me.

 

[ProtoKun7]

I want that Vita. Gimme.


How tall are you, you shovel-fisted freak?
Do you play the piano?

Whoops, I got the measurement a bit wrong. Checked again and it's actually 25-26 cm (Left hand 26, right hand 25). It did sound a bit off, admittedly, but I haven't had a ruler around to check.

6'5" (1.95m) though, more or less.

That sounds far more reasonable now. I was probably thinking of one of my old regenerations.

And no, I don't play the piano.

 

[samljer]

Not sure if that will fit in my pocket.

 

[Ryukouki]

I want that Vita. Gimme.


How tall are you, you shovel-fisted freak?
Do you play the piano?


Only up to a point. Beyond a certain size it's too big and doesn't fit.

Spoiler

Into your pocket.

Yes. The guy is just very tiny.

I play duh piano. I can reach across 10 keys with little effort. This seems like my kind of console.

 

[Hells Malice]

The fun part is, that vita XL is still smaller than a 3DS XL with the CPP attached.

 

[Foxi4]

The fun part is, that vita XL is still smaller than a 3DS XL with the CPP attached.

Your average asteroid is smaller than a 3DS XL with the CPP attached.