I watched it yesterday:
Dammit that goatee is crooked... it doesn't look that crooked in the mirror
And gummi teeth don't work very well, they keep melting and sliding out and stuff.
Anyway. Back on topic. The film.
....it's
not good.
Overall, it's not an
appallingly horrible movie, as "appalingly horrible" goes. It's a bog standard vampire/werewolf flick, the plot is bearable, there's tons of gratuitous fanservice (another staple of the genre; vampires
always wear open shirts, and werewolves are
always naked to the waist), all in all yet another vamp flick, it's just that whenever one of the main characters opens his/her mouth
i want to vomit.
WTF
Who wrote that? That... that crap? Now I see why everyone says the author has no writing talent whatsoever. Everything else can be masked in the adaptation process, but the dialogues were taken verbatim, and give me a faint glimpse, as the unnameable horror that is her prose squirms and its oozing tendrils of pure undiluted
suck extend to engulf the world. Seriously, if the rest of the book is written like that... Gah
my brain. Every sentence is awkward, forced, artificial, overly melodramatic, grates on your ears and leaves your brain bent at horrible unnatural angles.
It's worse than Goth poetry.
That aside, we had a great time. We howled at the naked boys, waved "save Bambi, eat Bella" posters around, ate gummi teeth, rolled our eyes in unison, and all in all had fun. (It really helps if you take the film as an elaborate parody of the vampire genre.
)
Back to the main question. Is it overhyped? Yes. Definitely. Overrated? Seeing as how all the reviews, critiques, references and posts
I've read say it's the worst piece of crap ever to be published and the general rating is '"negative infinity minus one" out of 10', I'd say, overrated it's
not. For every squealing fangirl gluing more glitter to a poster of Edward, there's a sarcastic forum goer rolling his eyes and sharpening a stake. It kind of balances out.