How to win a fight

Discussion in 'General Off-Topic Chat' started by smileyhead, Aug 31, 2017.

  1. Sonic Angel Knight

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    Walk away from this one, true warriors only fight battles worth fighting, this is not one of those battles. :ninja:
     
  2. Felek666

    Felek666 retarded memekid which no one likes

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    or you know, just don't aim your fist and start fighting like an animal, this also works.
    Just ignore and walk away, they will get pissed even more.
     
  3. Lilith Valentine

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    Between insane and insecure
    I came in here for advice on a fight, only to see some nerds arguing.
    Either way in a real fight just remember Lilith's words of advice, stabbing people is still an option.
     
  4. JellyPerson

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    that place full of lurkers
    my preferred way is to immediately kick them in the nuts, them go for the throat while jabbing them in the stomach
     
  5. Felek666

    Felek666 retarded memekid which no one likes

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    Neck slam is more effective though. He can pass out and you instantly won.
     
  6. JellyPerson

    JellyPerson GBATemp certified Gorillaz Fan

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    that place full of lurkers
    True, true, but I enjoy crushing their throats. It feels nice tbh.
     
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  7. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Lame. Was expecting a proper fight, got this instead:

    [​IMG]
     
  8. leonmagnus99

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    Android ftw.
    i loathe apple products.

    never used an iphone, took it off the hand of some relatives and did not like it, the os is crap compared to androids.
    i have used galaxy phones ,they are good.
    htc is good, and there is lg etc.

    my favorite is google, i love pure android.
    i have had my nexus 6p for nearly a year now, very pleased with it.

    endless custom rom options, easy tweaks never bootloop.
    what else could i ask for.

    my next phone will most likely be pixel 2 or 3 (depending if my 6p holds out well for another + year, because i love my 6p).
     
  9. Viri

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    Pocket sa- oh, that type of fighting...
     
  10. InsaneNutter

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    The fight can't be won unless either Apple or Google go bust.

    If both went bust I guess Android would then win by default, the project would get forked and continue, just without the proprietary Google stuff. LineageOS might well be the driving force of Android if that ever did happen.
     
  11. Flame

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    kick them in the nuts.
     
  12. WiiUBricker

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    While it's true that Android phones get slower updates than iPhones but only because iPhones need more updates to catch up with Android's features that existed since day 1.

    runs away
     
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  13. RedBlueGreen

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    The real way to win a right is to claim that the other person used a strawman argument. At least that's what I learned from internet forums and the YouTube comments section.
     
  14. VinLark

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    On another episode of "GBATemp member just wants to show off..."

    I actually came here for real fight. dang
     
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  15. dpad_5678

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    Don't forget a text message could crash the entire phone, and then later a six second video would slowly eat up the RAM until the phone crashed, even after the video finished playing or was stopped midway.

    Remember when setting the date to January 1st 1970 completely hard bricked the device? lol
     
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  16. VinsCool

    VinsCool Detached from Reality

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    Easy sucker move: use a spoon and aim the eyes.
     
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  17. Orangy57

    Orangy57 bruh

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    i thought you were going to teach us how to beat someone up
     
  18. Beerus

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    click bait was still disapointed
     
  19. Hells Malice

    Hells Malice Are you a bully?

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    Reminded me of the classic
    "Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."
     
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  20. ScarletDreamz

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    If the person has that kind of paranoia, i can see 2 solutions:
    1. Move to a clamshell or a Motorola V3, or a nokia old phone.
    2. Use a complete open source system, Lineage Os, and stop using gapps, and just download the APK needed. ;D
     
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