How to win a fight

Discussion in 'General Off-Topic Chat' started by smileyhead, Aug 31, 2017.

  1. smileyhead
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    smileyhead I am DEFINITELY a madman with a box.

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    Don't get angry. Don't get cocky. Don't be a dick.
    Answer calmly and debunk the idiots' bull only with validity-checked facts. Don't make up anything.

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    Please do not derail this thread into an iOS vs. Android debate.
    Mods, you may move this to the EoF if you feel like it doesn't belong to Off-Topic, but if you do, please add a "(not a shitpost)" suffix.
     
  2. Byokugen

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    Just a bit to the right, or was left...
    If you like to experiment, Android
    If you want something that will work and you don't want to tinker, and pay way too much, iOS
    If you're a dick, windows phone
     
  3. ScarletDreamz

    ScarletDreamz [Debug Mode]

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    Android is open source.
    Mic Drop.
     
  4. Byokugen

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    Just a bit to the right, or was left...
    *pics the mic*
    Ya heard!
    *drops mic*
     
  5. ScarletDreamz

    ScarletDreamz [Debug Mode]

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    You can also remember him that IOS10 bricked people devices. lol.
     
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    WeedZ Possibly an Enlightened Being

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    I thought you were talking about an actual fight
     
  7. bobbytomorow

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    You think by the time Android gets to you that you're using something open source? Even if you are using only nexus devices they are still running closed source google apps, loggers and spyware. Android may have open source roots sure but by the time Android devices reach consumers hands they are pretty bloated with propriety software.
     
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    my dad works for nintendo.
    win a fight in youtube comments? what is this, easy mode?
    you will win easily, but you can't fight that cancer... there is so much retardness in there....
     
  9. bobbytomorow

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    The only reason I pay for the internet is to fight with others...and porn
     
  10. zoogie

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    Came in here expecting Kung-Fu tips. Disappointed. :P
     
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  11. Cyan

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    it works only when the other person is willing to listen what you are saying.
    sometime, they are just blinded by anger, and only want to fight.
    *true story*
     
  12. Madridi

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    There are no winners in a fight
     
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    Plebs fighting over differences...
     
  14. Abu_Senpai

    Abu_Senpai The Red King

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    LOL. I thought he was asking Tempers "How to win a fist fight". I originally was going to reply to the thread and give him tips like "Hit the dude in his Stomach,face,Knees,Cojones and Nose". But i suppose he is the one teaching people how to win fights lol xD
     
  15. SomeGamer

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    The best part is how you told 'em you have to go shopping.
     
  16. Touko White

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    I thought it was only partly open source, because Google adding their proprietary crap.
     
  17. Felek666

    Felek666 retarded memekid which no one likes

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    It's actually pretty easy to port apps to Windows Phone using Microsofts SDK.
     
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  18. Touko White

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    but who wants to port to an OS with hardly any users? :/
     
  19. JellyPerson

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    that place full of lurkers
    tl;dr bring a weapon
     
  20. Felek666

    Felek666 retarded memekid which no one likes

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    Phones itself aren't bad, they're actually pretty good but lack the horse power, that's why most devs are leaving WP platform.
    Mhm, It's partially open-source. Kernel and other critical stuff are closed-source