HELP Frozen Hotdog broke off in my arse

[Tuddles]

topic^^^ What should I do I am scared to go to the hospital they well think I am nuts and plus I have no insurance.

Anyone else have this happen to them? if so how did you fix the issue


Please all help, thanx in advance

P.S. Don't make me wait to long it's starting to thaw out and it's hard to sit down HURRY

 

[Hso]

i think a warm/hottish bath would might relax your butt and thaw it out

have fun! XD

 

[Sinkhead]

Tweezers? BBQ tools?

- Sam

 

[Lee79]

topic^^^Â What should I do I am scared to go to the hospital they well think I am nuts and plus I have no insurance.

Anyone else have this happen to them? if so how did you fix the issue


Please all help, thanx in advance

P.S. Don't make me wait to long it's starting to thaw out and it's hard to sit down HURRY

Thats the funnest thing i have ever heard. take some exlax! let it come out naturally don't try and force it you could rip you insides then you will have to go to hospital. just sit down relax and wait.

 

[TaMs]

wtf really? frozen hot dog?

 

[Hiratai]

Take a shit.

 

[Lee79]

 

[xcalibur]

wait... let me get this straight

you were sticking frozen hotdogs up your arse and now it broke off so its stuck?
if you were doing it for your personal "pleasure" (i hope theres another logical explanation) there are things called dildo's you know..

if not... you deserved to be thought of as a freak
who the hell stick hotdogs up their arse?

how old are you anywyas?

 

[retman]

wait... let me get this straight

you were sticking frozen hotdogs up your arse and now it broke off so its stuck?
if you were doing it for your personal "pleasure" (i hope theres another logical explanation) there are things called dildo's you know..

if not... you deserved to be thought of as a freak
who the hell stick hotdogs up their arse?

how old are you anywyas?

Took the words right out of my mouth.

 

[ozzyzak]

wait... let me get this straight

you were sticking frozen hotdogs up your arse and now it broke off so its stuck?
if you were doing it for your personal "pleasure" (i hope theres another logical explanation) there are things called dildo's you know..

if not... you deserved to be thought of as a freak
who the hell stick hotdogs up their arse?

how old are you anywyas?



Took the words right out of my mouth.

Do you guys really think this is serious? Sheesh...

He's doing it to be funny for one thing. Even if this WAS real, if he is in fact underage, he wouldn't be able to buy a dildo.

 

[mthrnite]

Take off, and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

 

[Teun]

 

[xcalibur]

this should really be in testing area....

sarcasm and lies are hard to get over the internets

 

[WeaponXxX]

Your in Canada......I thought you guys had free health care over there? Not to mention your anus is 98 degrees (F) So it should defrost rather quickly then you can use your finger and fish it out....

Or you can send it a Cat....and if the cat gets stuck send in a dog....and if the dog gets stuck....send in a bear.....and if the bear gets stuck send in a lion....and if the lion gets stuck....then your fucked

 

[shaunj66]

But seriously. Go sit on a barbeque and then go up to a homeless guy and ask him to fish it out.

 

[retman]

But seriously. Go sit on a barbeque and then go up to a homeless guy and ask him to fish it out.

That made me lol

 

[superrob]

Lawl what where you doing?

And get a warm bath and then you could pull it out with some barbueque tools.
Then roast it and ENJOY!

 

[ianz]

how many times do I have to tell you your arse is only to let stuff (poo) out not stuff in!

and no... when you shove things down your arse you don't poo out of your mouth stop watching so much southpark

 

[superrob]

Lol Ianz that made my lawl

 

[retman]

and no... when you shove things down your arse

Up your arse you mean.