Fedora Euphoria monthly is here

[Drink the Bleach]

Also I know its general consensus that fedoras and hats alike must be burned, preferably with their owners under them, buts whats the public thought on Indiana Jones' Fedora and Bull whip? Raiders of the Lost Ark is my all-time favorite movie and I feel like I can't nerd out properly without his fedora, but at the same time, just saying the word fedora grosses me out. I want to get one for a halloween costume, but I also don't want to feel like a tool for owning a F-word. What do?

 

[Veho]

The hell is a neck beard?

Growing hair on your face and neck, isn't that just a beard? I thought lack of grooming is what made a beard.

Mere "lack of grooming" makes it a hideous mess. Trimming and shaping makes a beard. The idea is for the beard to follow the jawline, not to accentuate the second (and third, and fourth...) chin. That's why the neck area is usually shaved or at least trimmed. And most people give up on beards if they don't reach their actual face, because some things are just not meant to be. Only a handful says "oh fuck it, I'll grow what I have and pretend it works."

Neck beards: the facial hair equivalent of a bad combover.

 

[Veho]

 

[Gahars]

*snip*

 

[Veho]

But but but but...

(Okay I don't believe it either )

 

[BORTZ]

Something inside me twinged when I read that. Might have been my soul being crushed or my appendix. I cant tell which just yet.

 

[Lemmy Koopa]

Monster cringe going on.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

 

[Lemmy Koopa]

What a great argument.

 

[Duo8]

What's Euphoric?

 

[Veho]

What's Euphoric?

Euphoria is a feeling of extreme well-being, happiness, excitement, and joy.

When you're euphoric, you're extremely happy, excited and blissful.

 

[Lemmy Koopa]

Euphoria is a feeling of extreme well-being, happiness, excitement, and joy.

When you're euphoric, you're extremely happy, excited and blissful.

In the case of our lovely neckbeard friends, it now means when your pretentious mentally challenged thoughts reach a certain height, you feel happy for no reason.

Here is the good ol' classic:

 

[Gahars]

You cannot ogrecome my logic, m'lady.

*Tips layer*

 

[Foxi4]

*Snip!*

A-ha! Phonies! All of'em!

EDIT: Damnit, Bobby!

 

[Veho]

 

[Hyro-Sama]

 

[Foxi4]

 

[Lemmy Koopa]

snip

What's the difference between a bowler hat and a fedora?

 

[rastsan]

well now I know that there are more pokemon fedoras... great... my bf's nephew wants one. his friend has this hat. 9 going on 10 year old filipino boys wear this. Want to wear this.

I have my own black fedora that I wear with bandannas of all colors. usually only to hide select items/tools of crime. But I wouldn't wear this. yikes...

 

[Lemmy Koopa]

Would like to believe if Wesley Willis was still alive he'd make a follow up of "Cut The Mullet" with "Shave The Neckbeard"