Couple Robs Bank, Posts Loot on Facebook

[Selim873]

I felt like sharing this because I happen to live in this village, and have for my whole life. Honestly, I want to see what you guys think about these dumbasses.

It's been top trending on Facebook for the past few days, at least for me, knocking Halo 5 off the top spot, and was even featured on UNILAD. This is probably the epitome of the "Thug Life" meme. What a nice way to reveal this little village in the dead middle of a cornfield amirite? Fuck, even porn star John Holmes was born and raised here. No joke, wiki that shit.

Story on Yahoo! News

Aaaaaand now it's gone viral.

 

[Arithmatics]

lol

 

[Lucifer666]

Dumbasses

 

[Reiten]

HaHaHa I have 2 things to say to this:
First: Great job we need more criminals like this who turn themselves in XD
Second: This seems to be an insult to the countries educational system.

 

[zoogie]

HaHaHa I have 2 things to say to this:
First: Great job we need more criminals like this who turn themselves in XD
Second: This seems to be an insult to the countries educational system.

The dumb criminal and Mark Zuckerberg both were a product of this same educational system.

Don't blame the school, blame the student. ;p

 

[Selim873]

What happened first though was pretty smart. John Mogan, the robber, entered the bank and handed a note demanding money. He had makeup on his face by his girlfriend to hide his facial tattoos as he wore a black hoodie. I saw the original camera footage and it looked NOTHING like him! It took the police nearly a month to finally catch them, and it was the selfies that did it. Hahaha

EDIT: I also have to agree with @zoogie Who knows, that couple and I more than likely graduated from the same school district. You don't see me robbing banks and posting my loot on social media.

 

[Reiten]

The dumb criminal and Mark Zuckerberg both were a product of this same educational system.

Don't blame the school, blame the student. ;p

Point taken, but it's kinda funny that you use Mark Zuckerberg as an example here. He indirectly helped this guy be an idiot XD

 

[Vipera]

Sure, put one of the most handed thing by people in your mouth. He probably got ebola too.

 

[baileyscream]

You don't see me robbing banks and posting my loot on social media. [emoji38]

Are you sure?
You do seem to know can awful lot about this!
Are you currently posting this from a small gray room somewhere

 

[koz]

They should change the reading of rights upon arrest to - " Anything you say, or selfies that you take, can and will be used against you in a court of law"

Nice photo of suspect eating a wad of money.

In jail that will be changed up for a dick wad -


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[The Catboy]

Facebook is making it way too easy to catch stupid people doing stupid things.

 

[Selim873]

Facebook is making it way too easy to catch stupid people doing stupid things.

Even Roger saw it too, apparently. lmao Jesus.

 

[The Catboy]

Even Roger saw it too, apparently. lmao Jesus.

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That is the single greatest thing I've seen this whole night.

 

[FAST6191]

The dumb criminal and Mark Zuckerberg both were a product of this same educational system.

Don't blame the school, blame the student. ;p

Is Mr Zuckerberg noted as a paragon of intelligence these days? Most news articles I ever read about him are from him spouting some complete and utter bollocks somewhere.

 

[zoogie]

Is Mr Zuckerberg noted as a paragon of intelligence these days? Most news articles I ever read about him are from him spouting some complete and utter bollocks somewhere.

Harvard dropout, programming prodigy, multi-billionaire startup genius are some of the things I've heard about him, but yeah, he might be no smarter than your average face-tattooed, American criminal idiot.

 

[justinkb]

He made a website for students to post photos of themselves at parties. It was OK but not much more than that until tons of others got involved. Let's not pretend he's a genius or even a "programming prodigy". If there's anything to laud him for it is getting the right people to do stuff for him, which allowed Facebook to turn into what it is today.