[Code Red] The Double-Down has been Dethroned

[Foxi4]

Many of you are familiar with the delicious KFC monstrosity known as the Double-Down. KFC was the first fast food chain to recognize that the only part of a chicken sandwich that matters is the chicken, that the bread was totally obsolete... They made a true chicken sandwich for all the meat lovers out there.

Ladies and gentlemen... from the makers of the Double-Down... I present to you... The Zinger Double Down King, the new King of burgers:

Chicken. Beef. Pork. There are no words, there is only hunger.


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[Psionic Roshambo]

So gross.... makes me want to puke just looking at it.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

>KFC

 

[Foxi4]

Weaksauce Tempfags, you can't handle this much protein! ;O;

 

[the_randomizer]

Weaksauce Tempfags, you can't handle this much protein! ;O;

That's what she said.

 

[FAST6191]

That's what she said.

I hate to break it to you but that might not have been a she as it is typically defined, now if you had a good time then you had a good time and that is cool but just so you know and all that.

Back on topic "Chicken. Beef. Pork.", sticking the three worst commonly consumed meats together, especially if that pork comes in that horrible muck known as bacon, does little to improve matters.

 

[VinsCool]

I want, I want, I want !!!!!

Please!! I'm hungry !

 

[Vipera]

I AM NOT WORTHY

 

[TheRedfox]

Fuck meat; everyone needs to live on tofu!!!

 

[FAST6191]

Fuck meat; everyone needs to live on tofu!!!

I can tolerate people liking the filth that is soy sauce.
Tomatoes are vile but the can happily coexist with me.
Bacon of every stripe is no fun at all but I can live and let live.
Courgettes (zucchini) can even be masked by other flavours (most notably about a spice jar of cinnamon in zucchini bread).
I will not begrudge Brussels sprouts the right to ruin a perfectly good winter meal, indeed having them there may even force me to check what I am eating at such a time rather than shovelling it in as fast as possible so as to deny my friends/family more for them.

However saying tofu is... well, first of all, edible counts as fighting words. Saying I should have it as a staple of my diet.... it is not good what has to happen now.

 

[the_randomizer]

Fuck meat; everyone needs to live on tofu!!!

*Sees comment, goes back to eating the Mega Mac*

Where's your tofu now?

 

[raulpica]

PLEASE TELL ME THAT KFC UK WILL HAVE THIS TOO

 

[Foxi4]

PLEASE TELL ME THAT KFC UK WILL HAVE THIS TOO

Weaksauce western chains are afraid of glorious displays of grubchemy like this, my hopes aren't too high... but you can assemble it yourself, I suppose! ;O;

 

[raulpica]

Weaksauce western chains are afraid of glorious displays of grubchemy like this, my hopes aren't too high... but you can assemble it yourself, I suppose! ;O;

SHIT

OFF TO AMERICA THEN

 

[the_randomizer]

SHIT

OFF TO AMERICA THEN

BEWARE OF POLTICIANS THE WENDY'S BACONATOR

 

[FAST6191]

SHIT

OFF TO AMERICA THEN

Hmm
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*post 6 hour flight, New York airport, customs and immigration*

Purpose of visit?

I COME TO EAT.

I am afraid that is not a valuable skill in this country, indeed we presently have more than enough of those that were born and raised here that excel in this field. Entry denied.

TO CANADA?

 

[raulpica]

Hmm
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*post 6 hour flight, New York airport, customs and immigration*

Purpose of visit?

I COME TO EAT.

Tourist Visa.

TOTALLY WORTH IT

 

[the_randomizer]

Tourist Visa.

TOTALLY WORTH IT

Damn straight

 

[Densetsu]

I heard that for an extra $1.95 they'll finish the job quickly and just stab you in the heart at the cash register ;o;

 

[Foxi4]

I heard that for an extra $1.95 they'll finish the job quickly and just stab you in the heart at the cash register ;o;

If your heart is so weak that you can't even eat a proper meal, maybe it's for the better. Cleaning the gene pool and whatnot. ;O;