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armand66
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Beatnik said:Today is a momentous occasion! I finished first in Maple Treeway! ...there are so many people I'd like to thank... *sniff*
I have also come into possession incontrovertible evidence that Luigi Circuit is cursed, and therefore is unsafe to choose in a WFC match. I have provided this evidence to Nintendo and in the wake of an impending game recall they have asked me to spread the word - DON'T CHOOSE LUIGI CIRCUIT! It dramatically elevates your blood pressure and blood sugar levels in addition to LDL cholesterol. Left untreated, irreversible heart and liver damage will result.
That first sounds like it was a long time coming mate lol
I can second the evidence of said heart and liver damage when playing on Luigis Circuit WFC. Upon getting within 22 points of my "goal score" 9000, and having won the last 4 races at a score of 28 per race in 12 player races, all hope was lost, and my heart stopped beating when low and behold, i seen, in slow motion, Luigis Circuit picked. (Plays any slow motion "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" vocal you know of....)
All my hard work seemed so undone, as after leading the first lap, i was hit by a blue, and a red, and a few karts, and finally, a bullet, and a lightning. A 300-400 point loss was coming my way.
Through sheer horrific luck, i managed to fluke my way barely into third, only a metre or two ahead of 4th-8th, thanks to a Super Mushroom on the last corner.
A loss of 40 points slowed my run at 9000, but, better than losing 400. It was then that i realized, that some of the course designers in the Mario Kart Universe, are to put it simply, PURE EVIL!