Anybody find this in their spam folder?

[hobbledehoy899]

The spam emails I get are always lame.
"Attached is the document you wanted."
"Receipt for [fake order number]."

Same.

 

[Hurtz007]

dick pills aren't amusing. they're
MAGICAL!

I was drinking milk and I spat it out upon reading it this

 

[Deleted User]

I actually just found a spam email trying to get me to buy stocks from a company who supposedly has a cure for cancer lmao

 

[hunoi]

No I usually get the random rich prince, cheap drugs, male enhancers, those random Russian girls that "seen"my profile on some site and want to get into my wallet) and viagra( a lot of them for some reason)

Edit: I just got this one

Sent from my SGH-I337M using Tapatalk

Seems legit.

 

[DeoNaught]

I get a lot of spam, but I haven't gotten that particular one.

This one?

I actually just found a spam email trying to get me to buy stocks from a company who supposedly has a cure for cancer lmao

YOU COULD OF CURED CANCER?!

 

[hobbledehoy899]

I actually just found a spam email trying to get me to buy stocks from a company who supposedly has a cure for cancer lmao

Forwardit to @VinLark!

 

[osm70]

I get an email from Sony every Monday. They want me to change my SEN password. I don't even have an account there.

 

[Dionicio3]

I get lots of emails from this weird website call GBATemp.net, idk why

 

[Kioku]

I get a lot of spam, but I haven't gotten that particular one.

This one?

Close..

Spoiler

ATTN: PAYMENT NOTIFICATION!

This is to bring to your notice that, I have paid the courier charges and the delivery of your ATM CARD.I paid it because the ATM CARD worth USD$2.7M hasless than Four weeks and four days to expire and when it expires the money will go into Government reserve. With that I decided to help you pay the money so that the ATM CARD will not expire, because I know when you get your ATM CARD definitely you must compensate me.

Now your ATM CARD has been deposited with DHL Courier Company for delivery so I want you to contact DHL Courier Company with your Full Contact information so that they can deliver your ATM CARD to your designated address without any delay.

Your Full Name:.........
Home Address:...........
Country:................
Phone Number:...........

Like I stated earlier, the delivery charges has been paid but i did not pay their official keeping fees since they refused. Reasons for their refusal are because they do not know when you are going to contact them. They told me that their keeping fee is $25 per day and i deposited it Yesterday been 11/05/2017.Below is their Contact Information,

Contact Person: Mr.Anthony Kenneth
Email: [email protected]
Phone: +229 98099464
DHL Delivery Service

Try to contact them as soon as possible to avoid mistake on the delivery. I gave them your delivering address but you have to reconfirm it to them again to avoid any mistake in the delivering including with your ID or Picture.Hoping to hear from you as soon as you receive the package box contains US$2.7MILLION .Ask Mr.Anthony Kenneth DHL Courier Company Director How you Can Send to them their Official Security Keeping Fees Witch Is Only $25 which is per day.

Contact Today to avoid increase of their keeping fees and let me know once you receive your ATM CARD.

From Hon. John Douglas the General
Payment Contractor of Federal
Government Africa

 

[Dionicio3]

Close..

Spoiler

ATTN: PAYMENT NOTIFICATION!

This is to bring to your notice that, I have paid the courier charges and the delivery of your ATM CARD.I paid it because the ATM CARD worth USD$2.7M hasless than Four weeks and four days to expire and when it expires the money will go into Government reserve. With that I decided to help you pay the money so that the ATM CARD will not expire, because I know when you get your ATM CARD definitely you must compensate me.

Now your ATM CARD has been deposited with DHL Courier Company for delivery so I want you to contact DHL Courier Company with your Full Contact information so that they can deliver your ATM CARD to your designated address without any delay.

Your Full Name:.........
Home Address:...........
Country:................
Phone Number:...........

Like I stated earlier, the delivery charges has been paid but i did not pay their official keeping fees since they refused. Reasons for their refusal are because they do not know when you are going to contact them. They told me that their keeping fee is $25 per day and i deposited it Yesterday been 11/05/2017.Below is their Contact Information,

Contact Person: Mr.Anthony Kenneth
Email: [email protected]
Phone: +229 98099464
DHL Delivery Service

Try to contact them as soon as possible to avoid mistake on the delivery. I gave them your delivering address but you have to reconfirm it to them again to avoid any mistake in the delivering including with your ID or Picture.Hoping to hear from you as soon as you receive the package box contains US$2.7MILLION .Ask Mr.Anthony Kenneth DHL Courier Company Director How you Can Send to them their Official Security Keeping Fees Witch Is Only $25 which is per day.

Contact Today to avoid increase of their keeping fees and let me know once you receive your ATM CARD.

From Hon. John Douglas the General
Payment Contractor of Federal
Government Africa

Seems legit

 

[Pacheko17]

No, because I don't give out my email to random strangers and scam sites. Or maybe i'm not special enough

But my neighbor DID email me!
View attachment 86722

You don't need to give your email to random sites to get spam, you know?

 

[dragonblood9999]

I keep getting those scam Microsoft virus center call with some Indian personal saying my pc sent them a email saying It has a virus. So I finally got fed up and Googled a granny and beastiality pornsite and gave them the ip address, telling him that's my ip. Then spent the next 5 minutes hearing yell saying I'm a fcuking a$$hole when he's trying to scam me

Sent from my SGH-I337M using Tapatalk

 

[Dionicio3]

I keep getting those scam Microsoft virus center call with some Indian personal saying my pc sent them a email saying It has a virus. So I finally got fed up and Googled a granny and beastiality pornsite and gave them the ip address, telling him that's my ip. Then spent the next 5 minutes hearing yell saying I'm a fcuking a$$hole when he's trying to scam me

Sent from my SGH-I337M using Tapatalk

lol, also, you can say asshole here

 

[dragonblood9999]

lol, also, you can say asshole here

I know but the guy had a really bad accent so it was hard to understand him

Sent from my SGH-I337M using Tapatalk

 

[The Real Jdbye]

I keep getting those scam Microsoft virus center call with some Indian personal saying my pc sent them a email saying It has a virus. So I finally got fed up and Googled a granny and beastiality pornsite and gave them the ip address, telling him that's my ip. Then spent the next 5 minutes hearing yell saying I'm a fcuking a$$hole when he's trying to scam me

Sent from my SGH-I337M using Tapatalk

Heh, I've heard of that. Someone I know called them up and trolled them a bit, having them remote into a honeypot VM he made.

 

[TheCyberQuake]

My spam folder consists mostly of people wanting to send me penis enlargement samples. Don't know why, it seems based on my talks with other friends it's fairly common, at least for everyone I've talked to.

 

[JFlare]

This is odd. I have never gotten this as spam. Did the e-mail look very fishy?

 

[Deleted-401606]

I got this exact same email. that is very wierd.

 

[spotanjo3]

I'm just a bit worried is all... If anybody else received it then all worries aside... But if I'm the only one I might just have ticked the wrong person off... I don't know this guy's email... They used a temp one... Also my name is blanked out... Message below


Hi ______
I just wanna tell you that you suck. I will never forgive you for what you did to me, you piece of crap. ASSHOLE!
Do not you dare to talk to me again. Believe me,
you don't wanna see my other side,
ask your goddamn sister, she has seen it.
Kiss my ASS,
N.L

If you don't recognise this email then just deleted it and don't reply back. It's either suspicious or wrong email address being sent.

 

[Pleng]

a granny and beastiality pornsite and gave them the ip address, telling him that's my ip. Then spent the next 5 minutes hearing yell saying I'm a fcuking a$$hole when he's trying to scam me

I used to get those. One time I acted like the most technologically illiterate person on earth, with hearing problems to boot. He'd ask me to go to teamviewer.com and when I finally "managed" to hear the correct spelling I told him I was on the site. He asked me what was on the screen. "Yellow" I said.

After about 50 minutes (I didn't have much on that day...) I was finally up and running and ready to give my Team Viewer ID. "F", I started... At which point he interrupted and told me it needed to be numbers. I insisted I was reading what he asked me to so he reluctantly asked me to continue. "U", I went on, "C, K, Y, O..." at which point he finally twigged and I got a similar response to you... Being called an asshole and time waster.